I'm sick of this Global Warming!

Hell, he only ever posts in said threads.

Ahem. Please amend the wording in the above link to “…permafrost is melting in Siberia…”

The management regrets the omission of the word “in.”

FXMastermind has been identified! :smiley:

Sen. James Inhofe Throws Snowball, Proves Climate Change a Hoax | TIME

Look you ignorant Editor at Large for TIME, (and I mean Jeffrey Kluger), it’s Opa-locka, so when you are trying to make a US Senator look bad (not a hard task), get your facts straight, OK? Seriously. Also, you could have used Miami, and everyone would know where you meant. Of course like Miami, that Thursday in Opa-locka was warm, just like it was in 1961. Of course if you actually knew anything, did any research at all, you would have known that in Miami for Thursday Feb 27 2015, where it was also 87F, the record is 88F, from 1897. Or maybe you did know that, which is why you made up a place in FL to make your point. Who knows? Maybe you avoided using Miami (and providing a link) because on the 20th Miami was record cold? So was Key West, but you can’t report that, it makes it seem like the record cold was extensive, and, well, record cold.

But no, you used the good old “Opa Loca’s unseasonable steam bath” as evidence of global warming. To make a point. As you say

But here’s the thing. You don’t understand weather either. Or you wouldn’t say ignorant shit about “Opa Loca’s unseasonable steam bath”, because if you knew the first thing about weather, you would know it is warm like that, in south Florida, all the fucking time in February. That’s the climate there. When it says the average high is 76F, that’s because half the time it’s warmer than that. It doesn’t mean a 10 degree higher day is unusual. Hell, in 2014 there were ten days at 84F there. 18 days were above 80. It was a warm February, 2014.

In 2015 there were 6 days above 80 And only two really warm days. It was actually a fucking cold month this year. Miserable.

So when it’s 41 in Opa-locka, that’s 21 degrees below average. When it’s 87, that’s 11 above average. Guess which one is unusual?

But like with a US Senator, facts aren’t the important thing. The difference is, as a TIME editor, we expect you to be right. Nobody is really surprised by a US Senator being dumb.

So don’t type out “awfully sweltering even for that part of the country, at least at this time of year.”, when you don’t know fuck about what you are talking about. Maybe you should have reported on all the cold records being broken? If it was warm records, we know you would have.

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Should we believe NASA, Nike, Ford, all these respectable scientific organizations, etc., or the dumbass with the snowball? :smiley:

First experimental proof of enhanced greenhouse effect! Go science! Using very advanced instruments, and a lot of time, researchers showed, by removing all other sources of infrared … fuck it, in the articles words:

Video of results

Same info at the Berkeley Lab web site

So the enhanced greenhouse theory (basic global warming theory, the CO2 theory, etc) has experimental proof.

I’m sure there are people who don’t believe an increase in CO2 will cause an enhanced greenhouse effect, and this will probably do little to change their minds, but who cares? This is exactly the sort of science that needs to be done at many locations, all the time.

Observational Determination of Surface Radiative Forcing by CO2 from 2000 to 2010” - link to NATURE

I love Observational Determination

"Observational Determination of NH Land Surface Temperature change by season from 2000 to 2010”

Winter - .18C a decade

Spring +.11C a decade

Summer + .21C a decade

Fall +.62C a decade

NH cold season + .04C a decade

NH warm season + .29C a decade

Science!

NH land cold season trend 2000-2014 - .06C a decade

NH land warm season trend 2000-2014 +.25C a decade

Wait, what?

2000-2010 Winter trend - .18C a decade

2000-2014 Winter trend - .31C a decade

GISS map image

Wait, no, too short a time period to declare a trend. Cherry picking. The data isn’t good. Plus, so what?

‘[W]armer means more snow’ is never going to be correct”, huh?

Please copy the above as needed whenever FX bumps the thread.

"Observational Determination of NH and SH Land Surface Temperature anomaly by season and hemisphere from 2005 to 2014” using the NCDC global temperature analysis

Winter - .36C a decade

Spring +.11C a decade

Summer + .08C a decade

Fall +.09C a decade

NH cold season -.20C a decade

NH warm season + .09C a decade

Science!

NH land annual mean 2005-2014 - .05C a decade

SH land annual mean 2005-2014 + .06C a decade

Global land annual trend 2005-2014 - .02C a decade

Global ocean annual trend 2005-2014 +.06C per decade

Global land + ocean annual trend 2005-2014 +.04C per decade

Author has no affiliations with anyone, much less anyone willing to pay a fucking cent for any research or effort put forth.

You are so confused, the effort to educate you, if that were even an option, is far greater than any reward.

Repeated for truth.

Wikipedia search for “anthropogenic climate change” redirects to “global warming”. Only mention of term in article is “Most countries are parties to the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC),[18] whose ultimate objective is to prevent dangerous anthropogenic climate change.[19]” Follows link, finds the term “anthropogenic climate change” does not appear in article. Neither does “dangerous anthropogenic climate change”. Thanks Wikipedia. for never defining anthropogenic climate change".

Hey AMS, can you please define the term?

Thanks real science web page.

I still say his posts make a lot more sense if you think of him not as an industry shill, just like apologists of the past who denied things like the health problems caused by leaded gasoline and cigarettes, for two examples.

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[li]Cherry picking data.[/li][li]Ignoring rebuttals.[/li][li]Plowing forward with so much distortion and mishmashed argument that it’s hard to find a clear debate point.[/li][li]Outright dissembling on top of the obfuscation. [/li][/ul]

That’s the work of a shill, not an idiot.

“not”, Knorf?

Point is that it is manifestly unimpressive, and counterproductive to his (presumed) cause. I doubt anybody on the fence would be/has been suaded by said solid wall of bullshit, sophistry, obtusfucation, and hypocrisy.

Said that into a mirror, did you?

“Very cold” temperatures (i.e.: below -10°F) hold very little moisture, therefore have very little potential for snow. Warmer temperatures (i.e.: around freezing) hold much more moisture: “big honking snow flakes and lots of them.”

‘[W]armer means more snow’ is never going to be correct”, huh? It already is, you fucking idiot.

Well, for sure it’s a losing battle. Reality is not on his side. But the goal is not to persuade, exactly, but rather to put doubt in people’s minds. Just as the apologists for leaded gas and tobacco did, and evolution deniers do today.

ETA: I observed a typo in my previous post: “I still say his posts make a lot more sense if you think of him [del]not[/del] as an industry shill…” I originally had “not an idiot” in that line and deleted all but the “not,” inadvertently.

FxMastermind is in the pocket of the oil/coal industry, and knowingly holds a losing hand; no other option makes as much sense to explain his posting behavior.

Why has the northern East Coast been getting so much snow this winter? You think the source is simploy the cold air? Then where’d all the moisture come from?

The Subtropical Jet Stream, which carries warm, moist air from the Gulf of Mexico eastward has deviated far to the north instead.

Cold, dry air + warm, moist air = heavy snow = “warmer means more snow”.

Q.E.D.

Now please stop trying to argue your way out of that corner by digging. You’ll only end up with a hole big enough for Bo to throw things into.

I’m sorry, did somebody claim that “global warming” means “winter will cease to exist”?