Burn everything you legally can to boil as much water as possible. Try to stay away from natural products, like wood and paper … focus on plastics.
Oh, please, you’ll get better science from The Hickville Weekly Shopper.
When you post something scientific, or even seemingly scientific, I always respond. Your idiot screed, I just ignore. Monkeys acting like idiots on the internet don’t interest me. Lets look at this story you copied and pasted from elsewhere, and I will explain why it bullshit, propaganda, and unscientific.
Winters Getting Warmer In U.S. This is obviously NCDC data they are using, rather than GISS. (the two are not exactly the same)
The first red flag is they do not list the source, they just say shit. (it’s easy enough to link to the source data, but they don’t even mention it, much less link to it). Second red flag is the time period they use, starting at the coldest part of the record, rather than all the data, and the trends.
The NCDC data just sucks for presentation, so I will use GISS to show why they are liars. Clever, but liars.
Obviously. Anyone who would post links to the actual data is up to something. Can’t trust them.
You like me! You really, really like me!
Since you don’t respond to science-free screeds, and you just responded to most of my cites, I can only take that as validation of their unassailable scientific basis.
The top chart says “Source : NOAA/NCDC” … it’s from, you know, those meteorologists who aren’t afraid of math. NISS data is an experimental remote sensing device, the paper I read from 2012 says they’re looking for conformation on the validity of the data they’re generating. Sorry, fella, NCDC data is “hard”, meaning the temperature data is from a “thermometer”, a cute old fashioned device used in the 20th century.
“Global warming” also causes the seas to be more salty, while the “climate change” causes the same seas to be less salty.
“Global Warming Makes Sea Less Salty”
“Climate change ‘making seas more salty’”
Can the Earth’s seas be saved from this madness?
Got that? The southeast US winters have only warmed by around 1.2 F, while Cali and Nevada only went up around .7 F, and the decade trend is …Ah fuck this shit. The NCDC data shows .1 F a decade for California for 1970-2013. And -.9 F a decade if you use 1995-2013. (you see how easy that is?) And fuck you GISS for being such a bitch.
That bullshit article says “and the Southeast has gone up just 0.29°F per decade”, but looking at the official NCDC data, we see .4 F a decade. Stupid weather.com
But why is the whole thing so dishonest?
When you look at the last 18 years (when the winters really started getting cold again) the problem is fucking obvious. -.2 degrees a decade. WTF? (yeah, it’s 18 years of climate data)
What about February, the coldest goddamn month of the year? Certainly it will show warming!
Mothererfuck! - 1.0 degrees a decade? For the southeast US?
SCIENCE BITCHES!
What about old Nevada? SON OF A BITCH!! - 2.4 DEGREES A DECADE?? WHAT THE LIVING FUCK MAN?
We now return you to the regularly scheduled stupid people offering insults.
Man I hope the links all work. But, it actually won’t matter. Nobody ever follows them.
If I want a citation, I’ll ask for it. I hope it is obvious to you why I rarely do [wolfish grin].
We know, it’s why I said “it’s obviously from the NCDC”, but they simply did not fucking link to the source. Like I showed you can do. Easily and shit.
So fuck you weather.com
I hope direct TV boots your greedy ass
Yes, using weather data to sell commercial products only goes so far. You can trust weather.gov to tell you they have no idea what the weather will be tomorrow, they have the IRS for funding …
Haha fuck it. I just realized vy using the data up to 2013 it changed all the 42 year trends. So the paper isn’t that far off, on their 1970-2012 data. But it’s still bullshit starting at 1970 to show warming.
Watch this shit OMG Florida is burning up! 1970-2012 trend! OH FUCK!
Wait, oh fuck! 2002-2012! Dropping like a rock!
OMG! A hundred years of data and winters are going down!
OK enough of this shit. Go do your own analysis.
20,000 years ago, it was colder. 30 million years ago, ice was not a permanent feature on the Earth’s surface anywhere, and hadn’t been for 600 million years.
Today was the hottest day of the year here … but I think that’s normal.
I live in the maritime Pacific Northwest, it rains every fucking day.
My analysis is that you’ve just neatly described your own.
“Fog over San Francisco thins by a third due to climate change”
“The Bay Area just had its foggiest May in 50 years. And thanks to global warming, it’s about to get even foggier”
http://www.sfgate.com/science/article/Get-ready-for-even-foggier-summers-3226235.php
Son of a bitch…
I think you got this global warming thing down.
Global warming also causes more prostitution
while also causing prostitution to decline
And, as we kinda expect by now, global warming continues to cause two opposite things at the same time
“Belgian scientists have identified a hitherto unsuspected benefit of global warming - more time for all of us. They say increasing levels of carbon dioxide (CO2) in the atmosphere will slow the Earth’s rotation”
“Of all the possible ways in which climate change could affect our planet, this is the most bizarre: as the oceans warm up, Earth will start rotating a wee bit faster, reducing the length of a day”
Is there anything global warming CANNOT do?
Global warming also causes the decline in the number of circumcisions in Africa.
Would it be safe to guess here that it also must, inevitably, cause the increase in the number of circumcisions in Africa?