# I'm so bored at work... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640 "2019-09-03T18:56:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640/1 "2019-09-03T18:56:11Z")
I brought some chili from home for lunch. I just went downstairs to the little bistro in the building and got some apple juice. I also picked up a few napkins and a spoon. The napkins were justified. Who doesn’t spill a little apple juice every now and then? But the spoon. I don’t plan to drink the apple juice with it. Was this unethical? Did I just commit petty theft? But more important, am I really this fucking bored??? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_T-Cups](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Sir\_T-Cups](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_T-Cups)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640/2 "2019-09-03T19:00:06Z")
Petty theft? Psh…yo ass goin to jail. Hear them sirens? It’s all over for you… (Thank God you didn’t steal a spork…thatd’a been a death sentence.) ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640/3 "2019-09-03T19:24:27Z")
> [@Sir\_T-Cups](#): > > Petty theft? Psh…yo ass goin to jail. > > Hear them sirens? It’s all over for you… > > (Thank God you didn’t steal a spork…thatd’a been a death sentence.) [In Florida, stealing a spoon is a felony.](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/walmart-spoon-theft-908346) Even if you do need it to eat your Cap’n Crunch. ---
**Author:** ![Napier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Napier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Napier)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640/4 "2019-09-03T22:22:58Z")
Is this a “Message Bored”? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640/5 "2019-09-03T22:39:24Z")
You know those nice cello-wrapped green straws from Subway?😉 Just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![TheCuse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thecuse/32/2854_2.png) [@TheCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheCuse)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640/6 "2019-09-03T22:41:37Z")
I love Cap’n Crunch. I have a bowl every morning. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-at-work/839640/7 "2019-09-03T23:02:13Z")
You should listen to the [Bonzos](https://genius.com/The-bonzo-dog-doo-dah-band-im-bored-lyrics) I’m tired of art - drawing bored. I’m border to death - mortar bored. And be careful, op. next thing you know you’ll be stealing paper clips. :eek: