# I'm so bored I'm... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 1, 2016, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581 "2016-03-01T00:13:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/21 "2016-03-01T22:57:58Z")
> [@ddsun](#): > > ::Pulls out list of things I don’t need to know. Adds new item.:: Damnit - now I have to ask - possible? Have you ever tried to blank your mind and masturbate to completion? Its possible, but difficult. I compare it to those old kung fu movies where the master sits under a waterfall meditating, except in this case I’m pantsless with a vague boner ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/22 "2016-03-01T23:49:27Z")
What is the sound of one hand fapping? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/23 "2016-03-02T00:22:19Z")
> [@YogSothoth](#): > > Masturbating to asexual imagery like landscapes, rocks, colors, kites, etc. just to see if its possible > [@furryman](#): > > In other words you were trying to get your rocks off.😛 Mmmm, granite. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/24 "2016-03-02T01:04:20Z")
I’m the chairman of the bored. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/25 "2016-03-02T01:16:38Z")
When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices. ---
**Author:** ![Octarine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/22d042/32.png) [@Octarine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Octarine)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/26 "2016-03-02T01:24:31Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices. When I’m bored, I find people who make convoluted puns and slap them with fish. _slap_ ---
**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/27 "2016-03-02T02:30:40Z")
I’m so bored I’m going to Reddit for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2016, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/28 "2016-03-02T22:18:33Z")
Checking this thread again. I am soooooo bored. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/29 "2016-03-03T23:51:07Z")
I’m so bored that I’m bumping this pointless thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/30 "2016-03-04T00:16:49Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Mmmm, granite. Well, if it’s spathic, sure. ---
**Author:** ![usedtobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ec9cab/32.png) [@usedtobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usedtobe)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/31 "2016-03-04T06:07:03Z")
groan… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/32 "2016-03-04T10:55:31Z")
[RockyHorrorPictureShow] Dammit, Granite, I love you [/RockyHorrorPictureShow] ---
**Author:** ![WildBlueYonder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WildBlueYonder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WildBlueYonder)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/33 "2016-03-04T22:32:07Z")
I want to throw my phone against a brick wall (talking to my cousin who is droning on how men are always whining and dining her and then dumps her about how they move on and marry ugly tramps) ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2016, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/34 "2016-03-04T23:15:44Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > I’m bored as a wooden plank. (Get it?) As bored as a wooden plank with a hole in it? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/35 "2018-01-23T01:58:56Z")
Rather than start yet another “I’m Bored” thread, I’ve bumped the most recent one a casual search turned up. Seriously, I’ve got _ **the entire Internet** _ in front of me; and I can’t find anything to do?? ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/36 "2018-01-23T02:05:23Z")
Have you tried to enter a YouTube rabbit hole? Those are a pretty reliable way to eat up some time. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/37 "2018-01-23T02:06:06Z")
Have you tried eating a Tide pod? That seems to be the latest fun thing to do borne out of what i can only imagine is total boredom (and idiocy). ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/38 "2018-01-23T02:44:00Z")
I’m so bored I’m reading the wikipedia [TBM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_boring_machine)article. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/39 "2018-01-23T04:09:20Z")
I am so bored, I am trying to think of something to really be bored about. Other than zombies. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581/40 "2018-01-23T06:31:55Z")
> [@blondebear](#): > > I’m so bored I’m reading the wikipedia [TBM](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunnel_boring_machine)article. Someone linked to some conspiracy lunatic site that mentioned nuclear powered laser boring machines. I kinda wanna believe they are one and the same as the [orbital mind control lasers](https://goo.gl/images/v8AXRM). That would explain a lot of my life. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-bored-im/747581.md?page=3)