# I'm SO FRICKIN BORED, give me something to do.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286 "2000-11-01T19:37:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![enilorac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@enilorac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enilorac)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/21 "2000-11-02T04:08:56Z")
can you write my thesis for me? ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/22 "2000-11-02T04:32:33Z")
You could always masturbate. ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/23 "2000-11-02T06:19:35Z")
Porcupine, you don’t know how funny that statement is. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/24 "2000-11-02T08:07:40Z")
I WAS going to suggest getting “virtually married” to the person posting right above me in this thread… [sub]But then I realized that one of the individuals in question might try to feed me “pink juice” if we should ever meet in person[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/25 "2000-11-02T09:20:31Z")
Check out some of the stuff at [http://www.rinkworks.com](http://www.rinkworks.com) - I personally recommend the Dialectizer and Computer Stupidities. There’s also [http://www.newsoftheweird.com](http://www.newsoftheweird.com) which is often good for a few minutes amusement. ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/26 "2000-11-02T10:46:20Z")
DRY, Black Hole is so phobic about the whole marriage thing (at least when it comes to me, anyway) that I doubt I could convince him to even “virtually” marry me. He is the one who needs the darn pink juice. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Hole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Black\_Hole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Hole)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/27 "2000-11-02T18:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*DRY, Black Hole is so phobic about the whole marriage thing (at least when it comes to me, anyway) that I doubt I could convince him to even “virtually” marry me. He is the one who needs the darn pink juice. ☹ \*\* Hey, I could VIRTUALLY MARRY Cyndar… it’s just the whole REAL marriage thing that gets me. Besides, I’m only 27. I have my whole life ahead of me to waste. WHY would I want to marry ANYBODY? =) ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/28 "2000-11-02T23:40:47Z")
Because I’m not just ANYONE. I’m Michi! And after 6 years you OWE me! ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/29 "2000-11-02T23:42:41Z")
Can you do a little research? I’d like to know if there really is a correlation between too much caffeine and an itchy butt. Okay, off with ya. ---
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/30 "2000-11-02T23:45:49Z")
well, I have some ideas, but they might not be suitable for the workplace ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/31 "2000-11-02T23:52:01Z")
[http://www.bored.com](http://www.bored.com) i think thats where i first learned of The Straight Dope. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/32 "2000-11-03T10:21:18Z")
“This is the very ecstasy of love!” –Hamlet, Act 2 , Scene i > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*DRY, Black Hole is so phobic about the whole marriage thing (at least when it comes to me, anyway) that I doubt I could convince him to even “virtually” marry me. He is the one who needs the darn pink juice. ☹ \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Black Hole \* > \*\*Hey, I could VIRTUALLY MARRY Cyndar… it’s just the whole REAL marriage thing that gets me. Besides, I’m only 27. I have my whole life ahead of me to waste. WHY would I want to marry ANYBODY? =) \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*Because I’m not just ANYONE. I’m Michi! And after 6 years you OWE me! \*\* Oh, I’m sorry! Looks like you’re married **already**! 😛 “No sooner met, but they looked; no sooner looked but they loved; no sooner loved but they sighed; no sooner sighed but they asked one another the reason; no sooner knew the reason but they sought the remedy” –As You Like It, Act 5, Scene ii ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Hole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Black\_Hole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Hole)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/33 "2000-11-03T12:54:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*Because I’m not just ANYONE. I’m Michi! And after 6 years you OWE me! \*\* And you owe me lots of things that are too graphic and suggestive to post on a message board, but you don’t hear ME griping about them… much =) ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/34 "2000-11-04T08:37:50Z")
You’ll get everything you want and more if you’ll just MARRY me dammit! You know you want to. You know no one will put up with you the way I do. How could you not wnt to marry me? I’m so cute! ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/35 "2000-11-04T14:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Black Hole \* > \*\*And you owe me lots of things that are too graphic and suggestive to post on a message board, but you don’t hear ME griping about them… much =) \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*You’ll get everything you want and more if you’ll just MARRY me dammit! You know you want to. You know no one will put up with you the way I do. How could you not wnt to marry me? I’m so cute! \*\* “Ay me! for aught that ever I could read, Could ever hear by tale or history, The course of true love never did run smooth But, either it was different in blood” “O cross! too high to be enthrall’d to low.” “Or else misgraffed in respect of years” “O spite! too old to be engag’d to young.” “Or else it stood upon the choice of friends” “O hell! to choose love by another’s eye.” ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/36 "2000-11-04T14:18:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Black Hole \* > > \*\*And you owe me lots of things that are too graphic and suggestive to post on a message board, but you don’t hear ME griping about them… much =) \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > > \*\*You’ll get everything you want and more if you’ll just MARRY me dammit! You know you want to. You know no one will put up with you the way I do. How could you not wnt to marry me? I’m so cute! \*\* > > “Ay me! for aught that ever I could read, > Could ever hear by tale or history, > The course of true love never did run smooth > But, either it was different in blood” > “O cross! too high to be enthrall’d to low.” > “Or else misgraffed in respect of years” > “O spite! too old to be engag’d to young.” > “Or else it stood upon the choice of friends” > “O hell! to choose love by another’s eye.” > \*\* Oops. –A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 1, Scene i ---
**Author:** ![Black\_Hole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Black\_Hole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Black_Hole)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/37 "2000-11-06T13:39:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Black Hole \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > > \*\*Because I’m not just ANYONE. I’m Michi! And after 6 years you OWE me! \*\* > > And you owe me lots of things that are too graphic and suggestive to post on a message board, but you don’t hear ME griping about them… much =) \*\* Yeah, you’re pretty cute. But I know this whole routine… “You’ll get everything you want.” Uh huh. Until the “I Do.” Then, EVERYTHING changes. HAH! NO way. ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/38 "2000-11-06T14:44:30Z")
You’ll never know unless you marry me first. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2000, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286/39 "2000-11-07T09:42:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Black Hole \* > \*\*Yeah, you’re pretty cute. But I know this whole routine… “You’ll get everything you want.” Uh huh. Until the “I Do.” Then, EVERYTHING changes. HAH! NO way. \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cyndar \* > \*\*You’ll never know unless you marry me first. \*\* “I swear to thee by Cupid’s strongest bow, By his best arrow with the golden head, By the simplicity of Venus’ doves, By that which knitteth souls and prospers loves, And by that fire which burn’d the Carthage queen, When the false Troyan under sail was seen, By all the vows that ever men have broke,— In number more than ever women spoke,—” –A Midsummer Night’s Dream, Act 1, Scene i 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-frickin-bored-give-me-something-to-do/39286.md?page=1)