# I'm so horny today. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 3, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245 "2004-03-03T04:46:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/21 "2004-03-04T00:51:48Z")
[highjack] Please excuse me everyone…er, um, **JohnBckWLD** 😃 can I pleeeeeeeeeeeeease use “_Me thinks the call towards the impure side was answered, culminating in a round of dirty touching that caused reverberations felt on the other side of the world_.” in my signature!!! That made me LOL IRL!! Thank you! [End highjack] ---
**Author:** ![OneYogini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/b9e5f3/32.png) [@OneYogini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneYogini)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/22 "2004-03-04T00:55:27Z")
i was so excited (and bored) i couldn’t wait…testing, testing!! oops (end highjack - gah!) ---
**Author:** ![blasphmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/23 "2004-03-04T04:36:24Z")
> [@noname](#): > > I am touching you, **blasphemer** Please tell me you’re not a dude. Though if you are just keep the lights down low 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/24 "2004-03-04T04:49:50Z")
It’s been a bit more than a year for me, **Amp** …😃 ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/25 "2004-03-04T04:55:06Z")
Who knew the SDMB would be so full of lonely horny geeks? ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/26 "2004-03-04T04:58:21Z")
So, **whiterabbit** , how you doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/27 "2004-03-04T06:03:41Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > Just when I start to feel sorry for myself, someone comes along and ruins it for me. I haven’t done the deed in, like a week. Then here comes **Amp** saying its been two _years_. > I feel for ya, **Amp**. A week and counting here as well! **Amp** , sorry about your situation - I hope things turn around soon. Life isn’t worth living without it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Lok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e8c25b/32.png) [@Lok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lok)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/28 "2004-03-04T06:33:20Z")
> [@Blonde](#): > > A week and counting here as well! > > **Amp** , sorry about your situation - I hope things turn around soon. Life isn’t worth living without it. > 😉 Not quite 9 years. And people at work wonder why I am cranky. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/29 "2004-03-04T13:10:27Z")
“Who knew the SDMB would be so full of lonely horny geeks?” Speak for yourself. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/30 "2004-03-04T13:57:01Z")
> [@Blonde](#): > > A week and counting here as well! Are we to assume that you and hubby are back together or are you dating someone new? ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/31 "2004-03-04T14:08:02Z")
> [@Amp](#): > > Who knew the SDMB would be so full of lonely horny geeks? Don’t tell me you’re **surprised**! And I’m doin’ just fine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/32 "2004-03-04T15:36:05Z")
Are you still horny? ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/33 "2004-03-04T16:13:51Z")
Well, if all else fails, you could try [a rubber band.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=33909) . 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/34 "2004-03-04T18:08:42Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Are you still horny? Is she still “Queen of her Castle”? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/35 "2004-03-05T03:37:29Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > Are we to assume that you and hubby are back together or are you dating someone new? I’m dating someone new… but he doesn’t live in my state! ---
**Author:** ![blasphmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@blasphmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blasphmer)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/36 "2004-03-05T21:29:05Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > Are you still horny? Yes. And no way in hell am I trying the rubber band thing. Or chickens, for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/37 "2004-03-05T22:52:55Z")
> [@Blonde](#): > > I’m dating someone new… but he doesn’t live in my state! That certainly sucks – makes sex on a regular basis hard doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![merqutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce7236/32.png) [@merqutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merqutio)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/38 "2004-03-05T23:47:38Z")
Are there any proven methods to suppress male sexual urges? …Besides masterbation. (And let’s not even mention the C word.) ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/39 "2004-03-06T00:38:01Z")
> [@merqutio](#): > > Are there any proven methods to suppress male sexual urges? Yeah, it works for some people, it’s called marriage. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/40 "2004-03-06T01:09:38Z")
> [@misstee](#): > > > [@Blonde](#): > > > > I’m dating someone new… but he doesn’t live in my state! > > That certainly sucks – makes sex on a regular basis hard doesn’t it? Tell me about it! I’m horny every day but she’s so far away… ☹ Only three more weeks, honey. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245.md?page=3)