# I'm so horny today.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2004, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245 "2004-03-03T04:46:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/41 "2004-03-06T01:44:28Z")

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> [@if6was9](#):
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> Tell me about it! I’m horny every day but she’s so far away… ☹
> 
> Only three more weeks, honey.

What is happening in three weeks? If I may ask.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/42 "2004-03-06T02:01:23Z")

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You can ask. Quite a bit of sex. And, probably some gambling. And, room service. And back rubs. And more sex. And champagne. Giggling in the middle of the night. Continued sex. _sigh_…three weeks is too long.

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**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-horny-today/232245/43 "2004-03-06T02:15:45Z")

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😃 😃 😃 😃 😃 😃

what she said…

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