# I'm so in love with the girl in the South Beach Diet ad on hotmail. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 12, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235 "2003-09-12T16:56:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/1 "2003-09-12T16:56:19Z")
I don’t know if you’ve seen it, but there is a flash ad of a girl with white panties and a white tanktop measuring her waiste. She is so cute (celebrity she most resembles - Natalie Portman) I could sit here all day and stare at the two same pictures, measuring - \> smiling -\> measuring - \> smiling -\> measuring - \> smiling -\> measuring - \> smiling -\> measuring - \> smiling -\> measuring - \> smiling -\> measuring - \> smiling. I gotta get a girlfriend ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/2 "2003-09-12T17:02:51Z")
Here we go: [measuring](http://geocities.com/earlestreet/measuring.jpg) -\> [smiling](http://geocities.com/earlestreet/smilinging.jpg). It’s stupid geocities so hit refresh when you get there. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/3 "2003-09-12T17:03:57Z")
Fixed link: [smiling](http://geocities.com/earlestreet/smiling.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/4 "2003-09-12T17:04:15Z")
The links don’t work you cruel bastard. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/5 "2003-09-12T17:05:40Z")
I know the ad your talking about. You’re right. She is damn cute. You’re also right in that you need to get a girlfriend. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Thizzlewit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@Thizzlewit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thizzlewit)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/6 "2003-09-12T17:05:45Z")
Clicking refresh doesn’t fix the problem in some browsers. Instead, click up in the location bar and hit enter to reload the page; then you can see the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/7 "2003-09-12T19:01:21Z")
Someone needs to get out of the house more often. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/8 "2003-09-12T19:03:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zenham \* > Someone needs to get _laid_ more often. There you go, I fixed your mistake for you. ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/9 "2003-09-12T19:31:04Z")
Yeah. I know who you are talking about. Her, and the sultry brunette in the [Match.com](http://Match.com) ad. The ad is a picture made up to be a virtual chatroom where her name is Hot Chick. Not just drool, but slobber slobber slobber. ---
**Author:** ![Chicago\_Faucet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chicago_faucet/32/13910_2.png) [@Chicago\_Faucet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chicago_Faucet)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2003, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-in-love-with-the-girl-in-the-south-beach-diet-ad-on-hotmail/201235/10 "2003-09-12T19:32:21Z")
…She’s wearing a tight fitting low cut black lycra top.