# I'm so poor that...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-poor-that/718716>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 28, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-poor-that/718716 "2015-04-28T14:06:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-poor-that/718716/41 "2015-04-29T22:22:36Z")

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Two vipers were so poor they didn’t have a pit to hiss in.

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-poor-that/718716/42 "2015-04-29T22:48:43Z")

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I’m so poor that I make my wife take in laundry, and keep it.

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-poor-that/718716/43 "2015-04-30T14:48:24Z")

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I had to take out a payday loan to afford the electrons to post this.

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