# "I'm so rich that I... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409 "2015-04-24T02:40:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/21 "2015-04-24T17:33:41Z")
I don’t know how much my juicer cost. I have servants who squeeze my fruit for me. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/22 "2015-04-24T17:44:53Z")
> [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](#): > > I don’t know how much my juicer cost. I have servants who squeeze my fruit for me. They pick my fruit from one of my own personal orchards out back. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/23 "2015-04-24T17:51:30Z")
I’m so rich that I didn’t realize all the shit y’all are talking about is unusual. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/24 "2015-04-24T18:00:56Z")
> [@Shakes](#): > > I’m so rich, it actually makes sense for me to be a republican. Golf clap. Many golf claps. Well played, Sir. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/25 "2015-04-24T18:02:43Z")
The 1%? **Peasants.** ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/26 "2015-04-24T18:06:53Z")
I’m so rich that I own more than one [colander](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=602719). /thread Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![InsomniaMama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ad7895/32.png) [@InsomniaMama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InsomniaMama)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/27 "2015-04-24T19:10:56Z")
> [@GaryM](#): > > I have a flock of geese trained to wipe my ass with their necks! Well, I _would_, but I’m just so ticklish! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/28 "2015-04-24T19:40:52Z")
I have a vacation home for when I feel like taking a vacation from my other vacation home. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/29 "2015-04-24T21:37:00Z")
> [@GaryM](#): > > I have a flock of geese trained to wipe my ass with their necks! I would, but it just gets me down. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/30 "2015-04-24T21:39:59Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > I would, but it just gets me down. The whole concept is fowl. ---
**Author:** ![GaryM](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garym/32/241_2.png) [@GaryM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaryM)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/31 "2015-04-24T22:54:59Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > I would, but it just gets me down. I thought you were going to say the thought made you goosy! ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/32 "2015-04-24T23:02:08Z")
I’m so rich that I buy the fancy beer. Most of the time. OK, some of the time. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/33 "2015-04-24T23:38:48Z")
I’m so rich I paid another person to type this for me. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/34 "2015-04-25T02:37:15Z")
> [@InsomniaMama](#): > > Well, I _would_, but I’m just so ticklish! [It’s particularly nasty weather.](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081695/quotes?item=qt0396411) ---
**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/35 "2015-04-25T14:29:36Z")
Hello, I am the probationary Assistant to the Assistant Executive in Charge of Commenting and Posts – SDMB Division, Department of MSPISMS and I invite you to enjoy this post from Quimby® LLC. \*Please, PLEASE enjoy this post. This is my one chance to get out of YouTube Comments. You don’t know what it’s like in there! ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/36 "2015-04-25T15:43:52Z")
My chauffeur is driven to work at my estate every morning in his Rolls, by his chauffeur. …and, it’s chauffeurs all the way down. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/37 "2015-04-25T15:54:34Z")
> [@DCnDC](#): > > …can order _anything I want_. > > At Taco Bell. The day I stop ordering exclusively off the dollar value menu and/or stop only buying more expensive items when I have a BOGO coupon is the day I know I have made it. ---
**Author:** ![Flyer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/flyer/32/7298_2.png) [@Flyer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flyer)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/38 "2015-04-25T16:08:19Z")
I’m so rich that each horse in my herd of Arabian horses has a separate, personalized cargo plane for transport to shows. And each pilot has a chauffeur, butler, and live-in maid. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/39 "2015-04-25T16:12:47Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > [Jerry?](http://www.neatorama.com/2011/09/02/11-facts-you-may-not-know-about-jerry-lewis/) I thought Jerry Lewis donated his clothes to charity, not threw them away. Am I wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-rich-that-i/718409/40 "2015-04-25T16:18:41Z")
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