# I'm \*so\* sick of women... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 2, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517 "2003-08-02T07:00:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/141 "2003-08-05T12:49:12Z")
Well I’m off to play tennis at my country club…wish me hell or wish me luck I don’t care either way… after that I’ll be going to see my female doctor who fucked up my diagnosis on my ripped rotor cuff for tendenitis… some of you might have remembered that thread… yet another reason I went off and posted this… btw, this website is without a doubt the slowest I visit… any moderators who need help perhaps getting this thing configured better or for help with an upgrade feel free to ask… christ this thing is slow! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/142 "2003-08-05T13:02:40Z")
What the hell is an operations operator? What’s your boss called, the management manager? What would help speed things up on this board, Thaidog, is if idiots like yourself wouldn’t post on it. Do you have any idea how idiotic you come across in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/143 "2003-08-05T13:10:44Z")
No, Coldie, he has no idea. ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/144 "2003-08-05T13:13:20Z")
Keg parties, hot chicks and wakeboarding buddies. At best, he’s still college age. 22, 23, tops. But in all fairness, daddy could’ve got him the job. ---
**Author:** ![pencilpusher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d6d6ee/32.png) [@pencilpusher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pencilpusher)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/145 "2003-08-05T13:21:30Z")
WOW Thaidog… to get **Coldfire** s attention is something… maybe you could tell that to your little “bitch” when you see her. You need SOMETHING to impress her with besides the crap your feeding us. If shes like most women I know she’ll be laughing about YOU to HER girlfriends on the phone after SHE’S done with YOU. Probably laughing about the size of your dick. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/146 "2003-08-05T13:40:56Z")
IBM? Are you sure it’s not [D.C.](http://www.nicolewilson.us/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=120&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0) ? The [style](http://www.nicolewilson.us/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=120&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0) seems the same… ---
**Author:** ![wakimika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f08c70/32.png) [@wakimika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wakimika)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/147 "2003-08-05T13:50:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > **…bare in mind…** Sometimes a seemingly innocent typo can be a graphic representation. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/148 "2003-08-05T13:51:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*What the hell is an operations operator? What’s your boss called, the management manager? At least he’s not the Operational Operations Operator. Believe it or not, such positions do exist, although they too do not pay six figures. Not that the size of anyone’s paycheck should be relevant, but seeking to impress people by flogging an inflated salary is pitiable. ---
**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/149 "2003-08-05T14:02:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bad News Baboon \* > \*\*IBM? > > Are you sure it’s not [D.C.](http://www.nicolewilson.us/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=120&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0) ? > > The [style](http://www.nicolewilson.us/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=120&mode=thread&order=0&thold=0) seems the same… \*\* They are both exploring a new genre of emotionally stunted prose: the insecure egotist’s diatribe. Favored by social misfits and Bond villains everywhere. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/150 "2003-08-05T14:17:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > \*\*You DONT fucking know me and you never will \*\* Dude, when you start sounding like a Jerry Springer guest, it’s time for a serious reconsideration of your life. On the bright side, I remember arguing with materialists in college about whether the quality of one’s life can be determined by the material conditions of one’s life. If I’d only had **Thaidog** around back then, I could’ve won the argument once and for all. I have this image of him playing tennis on the court, fiercely, furiously, badly, biting his lip, tears streaming down his cheeks, hissing with each swing, “You don’t know me! You won’t ever fucking know me! Fuck all y’all!” Daniel ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/151 "2003-08-05T15:12:41Z")
(I think we’re supposed to be impressed by the “tennis” and “country club” thing. I’m not though). ---
**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/152 "2003-08-05T15:12:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*What the hell is an operations operator? What’s your boss called, the management manager? > > What would help speed things up on this board, Thaidog, is if idiots like yourself wouldn’t post on it. Do you have any idea how idiotic you come across in this thread? \*\* Like shooting fish in a barrel… that’s what the fuck it’s like COLDFIRE! WTF is is a Coldfire? Fire that’s cold? You too can shut up and check your systems back end… what are you running back there a pentium pro? It might speed things up if you had a clue. I’m in Operations… therefore I’m an operator… in this case, I’m a computer operator. Can I spell anything else out for you people? ---
**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/153 "2003-08-05T15:17:56Z")
Ok, so we know you’re an administrator. BTW, you forgot to mention your country club (are you sure you’ve spelt that right by the way, have a feeling you’ve included a redundant o and r) in your last post. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/154 "2003-08-05T15:23:48Z")
When shooting fish in a barrel, do not use a squirt gun. Daniel ---
**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/155 "2003-08-05T15:37:29Z")
This is awesome–like **FreakFreely** , only I don’t feel bad for this guy AT ALL. Not even a teeny tiny bit. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/156 "2003-08-05T15:58:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Thaidog \* > \*\*Like shooting fish in a barrel… that’s what the fuck it’s like COLDFIRE! > > WTF is is a Coldfire? Fire that’s cold? You too can shut up and check your systems back end… what are you running back there a pentium pro? It might speed things up if you had a clue. > > I’m in Operations… therefore I’m an operator… in this case, I’m a computer operator. Can I spell anything else out for you people? \*\* Oh my, a feisty one. I just checked. It’s a Pentium 4. Now, who needs a clue: you, or me? You’re the one who thinks posting about “slapping bitches” is a good idea. I’m the one who thinks it’s not. And hey - whaddayaknow. I’m a moderator, and you aren’t. Better shape up a bit, if you want to remain an active member of this message board. Somehow, I doubt you’ll make the cut, though. But knock yourself out: prove me wrong. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/157 "2003-08-05T15:58:10Z")
Don’t worry; if you get caught in your tangled web of lies, you can just claim that you’ve been taking drugs and are hallucinating. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/158 "2003-08-05T16:15:59Z")
This thread makes me both appalled and suspicious. Appalled if Thaidog really believes the things he’s saying, and suspicious that no one could _really_ be that much of a caricature. Appalled: Thaidog, the qualities you’re exhibiting in your posts represent everything I’ve ever hated about being born male. For my whole life, I’ve had people steering me to be more like you: concerned about such things as sports and looks and money, unempathic, oblivious to your own faults, boorish, unconcerned with trying to better yourself in pursuits that matter, loutish, uncaring about making the world a better place, casually abusive to anyone who is not you in a million different ways and to a million different degrees. Certainly there are women who have all those qualities, but these are the (to me) undesirable parts of what it supposedly means to be ‘a man’. Suspicious: The image you’re presenting is cartoonish. Your misspellings, lack of coherent sentence structure, apathetic punctuation…all of these scream of a level of competency that is usually surpassed by middle school. The ideas you present are laughably simplistic. Your profane and extreme reactions to others’ posts paint a picture of a little boy getting away with cursing strangers while his mommy’s back is turned. No one can post as you’ve posted and expect to be taken seriously, therefore you’re just doing this to get a rise out of people. Either way, it’s not much of a life. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/159 "2003-08-05T16:46:45Z")
**Agent 537** , excellent summation. That post was a thing of beauty! Welcome, BTW! **lno** , it’ll either be that, or this will end up being one of those pesky “psychological experiments” like Serlin (was it Serlin?) and crew did once they got busted for trolling. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![aaslatten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f14d63/32.png) [@aaslatten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aaslatten)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/160 "2003-08-05T17:43:02Z")
I’d love to contribute to this thread, but I have to go play tennis at the country club after I go to work at my six-figure-salary job. Tata, little people. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517.md?page=9)