# I'm \*so\* sick of women...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 2, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517 "2003-08-02T07:00:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/161 "2003-08-05T17:44:59Z")

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**ultress** : All I’m sayin’ is that his nasty little personality’s the real deal - not his six figures.

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**Author:** ![isthatsowrong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/35a633/32.png) [@isthatsowrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/isthatsowrong)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/162 "2003-08-05T18:28:12Z")

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Dude’s real name is Claude. That explains a lot. Guys with funny names get beat up by everyone in grade school. You don’t get over that.

Luckily, he uses his real name everywhere on the web so he’s easy to spot. He is not faking the stupidity. Google on “Tyler McAdams” and you’ll find him asking for help on all sorts of elementary topics. A guy who can’t figure out how to use grep cannot make $100K.

[Claude needs help with grep](http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?threadid=169691)

What amazes me is that he hasn’t mentioned his huge penis yet. The huge penis is _sine qua non_ in the delusional minds of fuckwits like Claude. If he can inflate his salary by 200%, his penis must be 19 inches long.

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**Author:** ![The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@The\_Wrong\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Wrong_Girl)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/163 "2003-08-05T18:34:02Z")

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Man, and Tyler McAdams sounded like such a hunky name, too…

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/164 "2003-08-05T18:46:38Z")

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Somehow, I’m guessing no one at [North Hills](http://www.northhillsclub.com/) got slapped with a dildo today, though we could always [email=srirwin@mindspring.com]email and ask if your pal Tyler has caused any trouble. Aerobicize with Tyler’s Sister if you are ready for a workout.

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**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/165 "2003-08-05T19:49:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Waverly \*  
> \*\*Somehow, I’m guessing no one at [North Hills](http://www.northhillsclub.com/) got slapped with a dildo today, though we could always [email=srirwin@mindspring.com]email and ask if your pal Tyler has caused any trouble. Aerobicize with Tyler’s Sister if you are ready for a workout. \*\*

Tell ya what… you people know my real name you know where I live and you hate me… do me a favor if I’m so wrong and come over to my place and blow my fucking brains out… I could really care less. Live another day on an insignificant backwards planet like this will never amount to anything so it’s really no big deal… thanks, and bye… you can have my country club member ship if you do too.

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**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/166 "2003-08-05T19:58:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Oh my, a feisty one.
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> I just checked. It’s a Pentium 4. Now, who needs a clue: you, or me?
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> You’re the one who thinks posting about “slapping bitches” is a good idea. I’m the one who thinks it’s not. And hey - whaddayaknow. I’m a moderator, and you aren’t.
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> Better shape up a bit, if you want to remain an active member of this message board. Somehow, I doubt you’ll make the cut, though.
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> But knock yourself out: prove me wrong. \*\*

Oh my god… you’ve got 1… P4? Running your entire back end? That’s the issue!

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**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/167 "2003-08-05T20:09:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by isthatsowrong? \*  
> \*\*Dude’s real name is Claude. That explains a lot. Guys with funny names get beat up by everyone in grade school. You don’t get over that.
> 
> Luckily, he uses his real name everywhere on the web so he’s easy to spot. He is not faking the stupidity. Google on “Tyler McAdams” and you’ll find him asking for help on all sorts of elementary topics. A guy who can’t figure out how to use grep cannot make $100K.
> 
> [Claude needs help with grep](http://forums.macnn.com/showthread.php?threadid=169691)
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> What amazes me is that he hasn’t mentioned his huge penis yet. The huge penis is _sine qua non_ in the delusional minds of fuckwits like Claude. If he can inflate his salary by 200%, his penis must be 19 inches long. \*\*

Ah grep… have not done any unix in 5 plus years… like I it says in my resume… that you’ve no doubt read by now, I was a mainframe analyst… have been for the last 3.5 years… can’t remember shit about unix and my new job has it in it. Therefore, you’ll be seeing me ask a lot of stupid unix questions on the web.

And my dick… hmmm, Let me see. I’m white and yeah it’s relatively small, yet right on average I guess for my race… never had any girl say anything bad about my dick ever… in fact, my last girl friend told me it was big… hey, me with the big ego inflator! Probably a lie, but I never took it seriously anyway. Go ahead talk all day about my dick size… My what maturity levels I discover while browsing this site! Don’t care though… fire away!!

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**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/168 "2003-08-05T20:14:23Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Waverly \*  
> \*\*Somehow, I’m guessing no one at [North Hills](http://www.northhillsclub.com/) got slapped with a dildo today, though we could always [email=srirwin@mindspring.com]email and ask if your pal Tyler has caused any trouble. Aerobicize with Tyler’s Sister if you are ready for a workout. \*\*

Ok… by your location I can really say you tell the truth… you sure live wher the shadows lie… Please do me a favor and take this up with me and not my club.

btw that’s my step mother, not my sister… I don’t have a sister, i have a younger brother.

You, my friend are getting WAY too personal on this… you want to take this up with me, do it like a man and come to Raleigh… If its _that_ big a deal, hell I’ll buy the ticket.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/169 "2003-08-05T20:15:42Z")

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**Thaidog** , in your next post, please explain in less than 100 words why I _shouldn’t_ ban you right now. In other words, what the hell do you think you can offer this forum, other than the drivel we’ve all witnessed in this thread?

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**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/170 "2003-08-05T20:23:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Wrong Girl \*  
> \*\*Man, and Tyler McAdams sounded like such a hunky name, too… \*\*

Well, I guess you now know why I must keep up the appearance and why my life is so superficial… sorry to disappoint you. And yes, you be on point with somebody else’s post, yeah I got the beat down for a first name of “Claude”. It’s been in the family for 4 generations given to the first born male of the father… God only knows why we keep up this stupid tradition… but believe me I’ve truly earned the name, and Tyler is the obvious choice… God… first Claude… then Tyler… CAN YOU PLEASE JUST GIVE ME A NORAMAL FUCKING NAME?

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**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/171 "2003-08-05T20:33:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\ ***Thaidog** , in your next post, please explain in less than 100 words why I _shouldn’t_ ban you right now. In other words, what the hell do you think you can offer this forum, other than the drivel we’ve all witnessed in this thread? \*\*

Coldfire: Why don’t you review all my other threads… and make your decision. It’s your choice to make. Yes I’ll be hurt, but if you think I should be, go for it, You’re the moderator. But this _is_ the BBQ pit, I thought this is what it’s for. If I’m that bad I’ll stop right now and never post anything controversial of this nature again. My apologies. To be on point with the thread, it’s already been said that women want money from men, men want sex from women, and I’m simply here to rant about it. I’ll stop right now and never post here again if you see fit.

btw: I never meant for you to take my feelings about your website architecture so personally, once again I’m sorry, but it is rather slow. I guess I should have put it in another thread. My bad.

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**Author:** ![Waverly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/57b2e6/32.png) [@Waverly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Waverly)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/172 "2003-08-05T20:33:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Thaidog \*  
> \*\*Ok… by your location I can really say you tell the truth… you sure live wher the shadows lie… Please do me a favor and take this up with me and not my club.
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> btw that’s my step mother, not my sister… I don’t have a sister, i have a younger brother.
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> You, my friend are getting WAY too personal on this… you want to take this up with me, do it like a man and come to Raleigh… If its _that_ big a deal, hell I’ll buy the ticket. \*\*

_ **You** _ are the person who stated he was going to slap an innocent bystander at a country club. _ **You** _ are the person who made ridiculous claims. And _ **you** _ are the person who acted like a troglodyte while linking to identifying information.

Don’t go getting all flustered thinking I care one way or the other about you. I’m in the Carolina’s often enough on my own business, but I would only go out of my way for someone I liked. Too bad, I’m always up for a tennis match.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/173 "2003-08-05T20:37:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Thaidog \*  
> \*\*If I’m that bad I’ll stop right now and never post anything controversial of this nature again. My apologies. \*\*

I’m a sucker for a good redemption story; here’s hoping you stick to this.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/174 "2003-08-05T20:38:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Thaidog \*  
> **Coldfire: Why don’t you review all my other threads… and make your decision.**

Thanks, but no thanks. I’ve got better things to do.

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> **It’s your choice to make. Yes I’ll be hurt, but if you think I should be, go for it, You’re the moderator. But this _is_ the BBQ pit, I thought this is what it’s for. If I’m that bad I’ll stop right now and never post anything controversial of this nature again. My apologies. To be on point with the thread, it’s already been said that women want money from men, men want sex from women, and I’m simply here to rant about it. I’ll stop right now and never post here again if you see fit.**

You crossed the line when you started with the “I’ll beat her up and post pictures of it on the net” crap. Surely, you can distinguish between a normal rant, and psychotic behaviour?

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> \*\*btw: I never meant for you to take my feelings about your website architecture so personally, once again I’m sorry, but it is rather slow. I guess I should have put it in another thread. My bad. \*\*

I’m not taking it personally - if anything, we’re used to people bitching about the speed, or lack thereof. Also, my PC doesn’t host the SDMB, thank God - the poor thing wouldn’t last 5 minutes.

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**Author:** ![Thaidog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/50afbb/32.png) [@Thaidog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thaidog)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/175 "2003-08-05T20:43:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> **You crossed the line when you started with the “I’ll beat her up and post pictures of it on the net” crap. Surely, you can distinguish between a normal rant, and psychotic behaviour?**

That was a joke. Do you really think I’d ever hit a woman? No never. Slapping her across the face with a dildo? That was my failed attempt at humor. Once again let me apologize. I’m not that type of person. Seriously.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2003, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-sick-of-women/192517/176 "2003-08-05T20:51:04Z")

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Well then, to speak with the immortal **DanielWithrow** : _“I’m a sucker for a good redemption story; here’s hoping you stick to this.”_

Let’s just close this puppy up. Don’t blow your second chance.

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