# I'm so upset I can't even think of a proper Pit title (ed: cheating ex and STD)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2012, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144 "2012-01-11T07:38:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/261 "2012-02-11T02:57:18Z")

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Thanks for the support. There’s an ultrasound photo next to my bed. It’s creeping me out, making me want to cry, throw up, shove a coat hanger up my vagina and buy baby clothes at the same time.

I just wish I could disappear. ☹

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**Author:** ![zweisamkeit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zweisamkeit/32/4360_2.png) [@zweisamkeit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zweisamkeit)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/262 "2012-02-11T21:21:18Z")

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Why do you have a fucking ultrasound picture on your nightstand?? Yeah, that sure is a _great_ thing to do when you’ve been planning to abort and are aware you cannot support a second child at all.

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**Author:** ![Snow\_Pea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Snow\_Pea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snow_Pea)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/263 "2012-02-11T21:57:18Z")

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> [@CitizenPained](#):
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> They promised to fix something on Car 2 (the review door switch &\*\* detail)\*\*, so I brought it back in. Even though they’d waived the Car 1 repair because I gave it to them, they then said, “Oh you owe us $900+ from December. We aren’t giving you your keys.”

Wait…you’re whining about being broke, and yet are taking your car in to be detailed?? 😕

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**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\
**Post date:** [February 11, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/264 "2012-02-11T22:37:18Z")

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Hey, since you hate this ‘alien’ inside of you so much, why don’t you just carry it and send it my way when you birth it?

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**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/265 "2012-02-12T03:28:43Z")

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> [@EmAnJ](#):
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> Hey, since you hate this ‘alien’ inside of you so much, why don’t you just carry it and send it my way when you birth it?

Sorry, darling, you’ll have to just grow your own.

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**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/266 "2012-02-12T04:03:35Z")

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> [@CitizenPained](#):
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> Sorry, darling, you’ll have to just grow your own.

I’d like to think you didn’t know about **EmAnJ** ’s three miscarriages and ongoing struggle with infertility when you wrote that.

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**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/267 "2012-02-12T04:09:29Z")

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She doesn’t have a right to be snarky because I’m having an abortion. Period.

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**Author:** ![EmAnJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d2c977/32.png) [@EmAnJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmAnJ)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/268 "2012-02-12T04:17:37Z")

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> [@CitizenPained](#):
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> She doesn’t have a right to be snarky because I’m having an abortion. Period.

I’m not being snarky about the abortion. It’s probably a good choice for your situation.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 12, 2012, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-so-upset-i-cant-even-think-of-a-proper-pit-title-ed-cheating-ex-and-std/609144/269 "2012-02-12T04:25:05Z")

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Enough of this train wreck. Anyone who still has something to say, go to the IMHO thread started by the OP or the Pit thread about the OP.

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