# I'm sorry, but Zenster is a fuckwit.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but-zenster-is-a-fuckwit/175669>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 16, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but-zenster-is-a-fuckwit/175669 "2003-05-16T13:20:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but-zenster-is-a-fuckwit/175669/201 "2003-05-20T15:28:13Z")

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Andros - Glad to see you back but sad to see you aren’t staying. I miss your posts.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but-zenster-is-a-fuckwit/175669/202 "2003-05-20T16:28:34Z")

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This is one hell of a fucked up thread.

Anyway: Ditto what **Diane** said. I hope to see you around soon, **andros**.

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but-zenster-is-a-fuckwit/175669/203 "2003-05-20T18:25:36Z")

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> You are quite right about caring, now please cite some sample quotes from the BILT to back up your accusations.

If you like.

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> Originally posted by shrew:  
> Zenster isn’t being an asshole or defending cutting per se, but he/she is saying it’s okay to think your time is more important than others’. Am I the only one who reads the post that way?

Notice how I say that you’re NOT being an asshole and that you’re NOT defending cutting. I only ask that someone clarify if I am reading your statement correctly.

You respond with:

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> … What is it with you presumptuous assholes that makes you so desperate to paint me up as some sort of villain just because I avoid being a hidebound bastard who refuses to bend the rules a little when it hurts no one?

I’m an asshole because I misunderstood your post?

I repeat and clarify my question:

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> Are you talking about the person asking to cut in? Or are you talking about when you break queue and ask someone to let you in, and they say no, you then ask them if they’re paying with cash or not. If they say no, you break line anyway. That’s how it read to me. Tell me if I’m wrong; just don’t lose your mind again. The term “cut in” isn’t one we use here (in Georgia or London), so I may have misread you.

Note how I state that I am unfamiliar with the way you’ve used the term “cut in”. I am not only polite, but I am acquiescent to the point of being gracious.

You respond with:

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> NOT “CUT IN FRONT OF,” FUCKING “CUT IN” AS IN ‘CUT INTO THE LINE I’M ALREADY STANDING IN.’ WHY DID YOU NOT PERCEIVE THIS?

Boorish indeed.  
You then proceed to lump me in with the Open Mic Night Thread and Vaginal Cavity Thread people who had previously attacked you, when I have actually never read either of those threads and certainly have not posted in them.

Thus my statement that you came across as rude, boorish, and accusatory was borne. I hope that clarifies for you how I got that impression.

shrew

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but-zenster-is-a-fuckwit/175669/204 "2003-05-20T19:08:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
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> SPECIAL NOTE TO **VOGUEVIXEN**.
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> You are hereby on notice to provide some sort of suitable answer for your cowardly, evil and baseless accusation of stalking. Please refer to the option list located in the body of my comprehensive reply. If you do not post in this thread soon, I will attempt to have a moderator contact you and bring this to your attention.
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Sorry for the delay. I was unable to get anything to load yesterday. It’s almost as if someone was posting excessively long posts about himself. :rolleyes:

**Obfus** was correct to point out that I never once accused you of stalking me. Unlike some people on this board I do not feel the entire world revolves around me, everyone loves to hear what I have to say, and just adores being around me at all times. The reason I never came back to elaborate on my post is that I wished to not upset **Arden Ranger** any further. See, to me a grown man sending gifts to a little girl via the internet is creepy and stalkerish. That’s my opinion. I don’t have kids so I’m obviously talking out my hat, but I would think it would be better to teach them “you can’t always get what you want, and right now we don’t have money for birthday gifts” than to think every man s/he meets online might be a kindly Santa Claus. It is my non-child-having status and naturally suspicious nature which colors my opinion of this topic. See how that works? Everyone forms an opinion of things based on their personal experience. Some people have personal experience of you and like you, some people have personal experience of you and don’t. So what? Same can be said of me or anyone else on earth.

BTW, “Kojakulation?” You REALLY think that’s funny?!?! Yeesh.

I really don’t think this thread is that bad. It’s actually sort of comical what with bringing in the off-board character witnesses and all.

And for **Whistlepig** :  
That’s 2 posts for me!

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2003, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but-zenster-is-a-fuckwit/175669/205 "2003-05-20T19:19:55Z")

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Since I can FINALLY get into the board, I’m closing this thread.

Lynn

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