# I'm sorry, but... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 19, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161 "2000-04-19T05:32:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/1 "2000-04-19T05:32:00Z")
… I love South Park. The last two episodes I saw made me laugh out load. I think I woke the rest of the house up when Cartman was trying to retrieve his cigarettes. And the Marklar episode, with Jabba the Hutt, I almost lost beef stew out my nose. Do we have any in-the-closet SP fans here? Don’t be ashamed. Come, join me. ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/2 "2000-04-19T05:35:00Z")
Check a page or 2 in the list of posts and you’ll see my recent South Park post. I also absolutely love South Park. I watch it every Saturday night while I am at the fire department (damn the corperation that will not give me 35 min to watch South Park on Weds)And yes, I still respond to calls while South Park is on, they just better be damn good 😉 * * * …for more silky smooth segues, write to “silky smooth segues” 610 n 10th street, Albuquerque NM 87109. ---
**Author:** ![crackwise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@crackwise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crackwise)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/3 "2000-04-19T05:40:00Z")
I love South Park too, Barbar, but not having cable I rarely get to see it. I tend to laugh also, but usually out **loud** and rarely out load. Sorry, I have to beat Lexicon to the spell check. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/4 "2000-04-19T05:42:00Z")
Dammit! You and Lex can suck my donkey balls! ---
**Author:** ![kinoons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a698b9/32.png) [@kinoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kinoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/5 "2000-04-19T05:44:00Z")
No no! Its you can suck my chocolate salty balls * * * …for more silky smooth segues, write to “silky smooth segues” 610 n 10th street, Albuquerque NM 87109. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/6 "2000-04-19T09:09:00Z")
We recently got South Park on cable here in the Netherlands (the Dutch Fox channel airs it). I’ve been watching it for as few weeks now (it’s been on for about 6 months), and I absolutely love it! It is the exact same juvinile humour that has dominated _my_ life so far 😃 _"Shut yer f_ **ing face, UnlceF** _er…"_ ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/7 "2000-04-19T13:04:00Z")
I will break into “Kyle’s Mom in a Stupid Bitch, in D Minor” at the least provocation. I’ve even got it as a sound on my computer, and used it as my start-up music for a while (but it’s just too long). I identify with Cartman a little too much, I think. I can’t count the number of times at work I’ve wanted to just say “screw you guys, I’m goin’ home.” Oh, yeah, I think I’m a **South Park** fan. * * * I’m your only friend I’m not your only friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am ---
**Author:** ![Occam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Occam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Occam)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/8 "2000-04-19T15:22:00Z")
You should never mess up an apology with an explanation. South Park is dumb, there is just no otherway to say it. * * * “Clatu, Verrata…nector?..neck-tie?” ---
**Author:** ![DAYIUZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DAYIUZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAYIUZ)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/9 "2000-04-20T00:34:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Occam: > \*\*You should never mess up an apology with an explanation. South Park is dumb, there is just no otherway to say it. > > \*\* Uh oh, someone has some inner issues to deal with. Really, everyone is intitled to his opinion, however Occams is just wrong. Southpark is the best thing to happen to Wednesday night since that time my girlfriend tied me up and started to lick me from…but I digress. I love Southpark more than any other show out there. When the Souhtpark movie came out, I saw the first showing on the first day it was out. School be damned!!! I think that the creators are comedical geniusses. How they come up with such funny plots and outrageous one-liners is beyond me. I hope that one day, a memorial will be erected so that generations to come can stand in awe of those two men who changed our lives with the laughter that is known as SouthPark. * * * Thats the truth and anyone who has heard otherwise has been missinformed. ---
**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/10 "2000-04-20T00:45:00Z")
South Park is funny, but it’s not even close to The Simpsons. * * * "A man can’t turn tail and run just because a little personal risk is involved. What did Shakespeare say? “Cowards die a thousand deaths, the brave man… only 500”? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/11 "2000-04-20T00:50:00Z")
South Park makes up the final leg of the trio of Rightous Toons: Simpsons, Family Guy are the other two. SP is just one of those wholesome, warm fuzzy type of toons that I just love! * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/12 "2000-04-20T00:55:00Z")
Before we got Comedy Central, I had seen clips of it and heard about it, and thought it just had to be the most moronic show on televison. Then I watched. It’s lame. And so freaking funny that I laughed until the tears ran down my face. I love it. I don’t watch it much, but every time I do I laugh, and laugh a lot. * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Jeannie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e480ec/32.png) [@Jeannie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jeannie)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/13 "2000-04-20T01:03:00Z")
I haven’t seen any new episodes lately, but we used to watch it every week. I love South Park! I loved “Starvin Marvin.” And Cartman–what a BEEFCAKE! * * * ## Homepage: [www.idreamofjeannie.com](http://www.idreamofjeannie.com) Occupation:Wish granting Location: I’m still stuck in this damn bottle in Cocoa Beach, Fla. Interests: Getting Major Nelson in trouble, getting Major Nelson out of trouble –_Custom profile courtesy of **UncleBeer** _ I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon. –_Custom sig line courtesy of **Wally** _ ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/14 "2000-04-20T01:33:00Z")
Don’t call me “but”. Peace, mangeorge * * * Teach your kids to bungee jump. One them might have to cross a bridge someday. ---
**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-but/16161/15 "2000-04-20T01:35:00Z")
Half an hour 'til TIMMY!!!