# I'm sorry kitty, I can't have sex with you

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 2, 2004, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-kitty-i-cant-have-sex-with-you/222284 "2004-01-02T14:59:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-kitty-i-cant-have-sex-with-you/222284/41 "2004-01-07T15:40:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
> **Definitely have her spayed. Hamish didn’t have the money to spay his cat for a long time; finally she went into the perma-heat that AngelicGemma mentioned.**

I _did?_ I must be sleep posting again. Whats more impressive is that I don’t know a thing about cats! 😃

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-kitty-i-cant-have-sex-with-you/222284/42 "2004-01-07T20:05:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by lieu \*  
> \*\*Who knew the office supply room was chock full of kitty dildos? \*\*

Am I the only one who thought “Now _there_’s a sig for you!” LOL

Seriously, though, please, please, please get all your kitties, male or female, neutered/spayed ASAP. Unless you’re going to breed them, not doing it is cruel to everyone in the house, especially the in-heat kitty. And as has been stated, the males tend to run around spraying ‘their territory’. You don’t want to know how bad that can smell, trust me.

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