# I'm sorry Lynn

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 26, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878 "2002-11-26T13:27:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/1 "2002-11-26T13:27:21Z")

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It’s never a **good** thing when an admin quotes your last post while closing down a thread. [link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=2636609#post2636609).

I thought that my comments had balanced the fine line between being sarcastic and being a jerk. Quite clearly, I was wrong.

I apologise unreservedly to my fellow posters and the mods/admins for my misjudgement.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/2 "2002-11-26T13:34:12Z")

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Doesn’t look like you did anything wrong, to me anyway. Just looks like Lynn was agreeing with your post.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/3 "2002-11-26T13:38:35Z")

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Yes, **reprise** , I was agreeing with you, and adding that since we’ve dealt with the problem poster, there’s no more need for that thread. Don’t worry about it, it WAS a good thing…for you, anyway.

Lynn

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/4 "2002-11-26T14:39:25Z")

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What a nice pit thread.  
You guys deserve a hug {{{{{{{{{{{youguys}}}}}}}}}}}}}

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/5 "2002-11-26T14:48:55Z")

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you know that you get kicked out of the Pit for hugs **vanilla** , don’t ya?

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/6 "2002-11-26T14:50:47Z")

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don’t kick me out on my birthday!☹

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/7 "2002-11-26T14:56:14Z")

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So I know that you like _Godiva_ chocolates **Lynn**. I also very aware that you are on a severely resticted chocolate diet due to your diabetes. So what can us Aussies send you? Violet Crumbles, Aero Bars, Tim Tams?

We don’t want to compromise your health, but we really would like to send you a “treat”. We’ll even make sure that the treat we send you isn’t of the size which would throw you into a coma!

Name your Christmas poison **Lynn** and **Tuba** - you’ve sure as shit earned it by putting us with us folk all year. 🙂

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/8 "2002-11-26T14:56:48Z")

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i like chocolate too

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**Author:** ![Early\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Early\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Early_Out)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/9 "2002-11-26T14:57:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by reprise \*  
> \*\*you know that you get kicked out of the Pit for hugs **vanilla** , don’t ya? \*\*

They’re OK as long as they’re the kind of hugs that somehow make you feel icky.

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**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/10 "2002-11-26T15:15:47Z")

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It’s your birthday? Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/11 "2002-11-26T17:30:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by reprise \*  
> \*\*you know that you get kicked out of the Pit for hugs **vanilla** , don’t ya? \*\*

and what happens for hugs chocolate?

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/12 "2002-11-26T17:30:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Early Out \*  
> \*\*They’re OK as long as they’re the kind of hugs that somehow make you feel icky. \*\*

Michael Jackson Hugs!  
EEEWwwwww!

Sorry.

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**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/13 "2002-11-26T17:35:22Z")

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Why the fuck does this thread have 351 views? What on earth did you people **think** I did to **Lynn**?  
😃

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**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/14 "2002-11-26T17:43:10Z")

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We didn’t know what you did to Lynn. That’s why we looked.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2002, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/15 "2002-11-26T17:49:39Z")

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Hold on a minute guys. Have you noticed this?

I posted;

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> Just looks like Lynn was agreeing with your post.

Then Lynn replied;

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> Yes, reprise, I was agreeing with you

Y’all know what this means?

_I was right_ :eek:

I’m scared. Very, very, scared.

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**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/16 "2002-11-27T02:37:02Z")

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Happy birthday, **vanilla**! I hope you have a great year ahead of you.

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**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/17 "2002-11-27T07:33:25Z")

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\<anal hijack\>  
**Rep** - not to sound like a health freak here, but Tim-Tams and Violet Crumble always bugged me when living in Australia.

Tim-Tams contain E102 or tartrazine (yellow colouring) which isn’t great for its side-effects. If you compare the ingredients of different chocolate biscuit products in Australia, you find that some contain E102, and some don’t. Those that do are usually cheaper varieties, which makes me question whether their cocoa content is so low they need to resort to artificial additives to make them look “richer” or something.

Violet Crumble - IIRC - contains gelatine. By contrast, it’s cousin-chocloate bar, Crunchie, does not. I am not personally a vegetarian, but I always thought it disappointing they couldn’t come up with a recipe that didn’t use gelatine.

On the plus side, there was a chocolate brand called Kaoka (organic and you can get it from health food shops - sadly for a v high price) which I’ve only ever seen Down Under which is FAB. Rich, and smooth - not the grainy taste of some organics - and in fact as nice as if not nicer than premium brands such as Lindt. And they do dark and milk, and this wonderful orange-flavoured (naturally!) bittersweet one.  
\</anal hijack over\>

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/18 "2002-11-27T13:32:12Z")

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Don’t worry about what kind of chocolate to send to Lynn. Just send _all_ of it to me and I’ll filter out all the bad stuff and forward the little(if any) that is left to her.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2002, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sorry-lynn/138878/19 "2002-11-27T14:28:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by reprise \*  
> \*\*Why the fuck does this thread have 351 views? What on earth did you people **think** I did to **Lynn**? \*\*

If we weren’t busy trying to raise the tone of the board, we might have some darn interesting guesses!
