# I'm starting a Pit thread for Ilsa Lund to insult me/

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 2, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903 "2004-04-02T15:37:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/1 "2004-04-02T15:37:14Z")

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> **[Cecil's Lousy Call Letter Answer (repost)](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=2)**
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> MODERATOR COMMENT: Please note that this thread is from 1999, revived in 2000, 2001, 2004 and a couple of other times. Please don’t bother to post anything that was already posted, and please don’t expect answers from people who may have posted...

Okay, so maybe bumping a five year old thread that most Dopers have not even seen in this time that we are waxing nostagic about the old SDMB is not very bright. But it is not as stupid as making personal insults in the “Coments on Cecil’s Columns” forum.

I’m bright enough to know that personal insults belong ONLY in the Pit, **Ilsa Lund** you ignorant slut.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/2 "2004-04-02T15:47:08Z")

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Yes, I apologize. It was out of line. I was just trying to find a way to express my incredulity at the act without sounding like a “Junior Mod.”

Bumping threads like that (just an observation) usually gets a mod-slap. Kinda like a joke thread in the Pit does.

Once again, I apologize. I was just astounded to suddenly find a five year old thread bumped by someone I thought might know better. I shall refrain from making any more personal coments outside the Pit.

(Let’s see, this makes IV)

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/3 "2004-04-02T16:04:35Z")

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And does having 4 pittings not tell you something? :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/4 "2004-04-02T16:08:49Z")

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> [@paulberserker](#):
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> And does having 4 pittings not tell you something? :rolleyes:

Given that one was by **Kurdt Kobain** and went nowhere, one was by you and went even more nowhere, one was a joke thread that got a mod-slap and this one has been resolved with my humble apologies, uhhhh… no.

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/5 "2004-04-02T16:22:21Z")

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Or forgetting the fact before mine turned into a pie making contest, most people thought you were a twat with a bunch of shitty one line posts in the Pit, please yourself.

and yeah, rant away about your ‘interesting’ film theory posts in CS. big wow. i’m off to the pub.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/6 "2004-04-02T16:29:54Z")

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What the fuck is the deal with bumping an old thread anyway? Why is it so verboten?

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/7 "2004-04-02T16:33:58Z")

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Everytime you bump a thread, an angel says Gotcha Ya.

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**Author:** ![Desmostylus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@Desmostylus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Desmostylus)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/8 "2004-04-02T16:42:28Z")

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**Ilsa** has sadly disappointed **Annie-Xmas** by refusing to insult her.

I suggest that the rest of us should take up the challenge.

**Annie** , you’re _such_ a silly sausage.

Ha! Take that!

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**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/9 "2004-04-02T16:47:54Z")

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Halloween kicks Xmas’ _ass_. Ohhhh schnap, no I didn’t.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/10 "2004-04-02T17:09:28Z")

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Who the fuck keeps track of how many pittings others have had over a 4 year period?!? GO OUTSIDE!

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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/11 "2004-04-02T17:15:28Z")

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I’d be careful about this. The mods (especially Lynn) have been extremely ban-and-suspend happy about the forums these days. You know what they say about absolute power and all that.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/12 "2004-04-02T17:31:08Z")

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> [@Chastain86](#):
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> I’d be careful about this. The mods (especially Lynn) have been extremely ban-and-suspend happy about the forums these days. You know what they say about absolute power and all that.

Careful about what? What are you talking about?

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/13 "2004-04-02T17:34:49Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Careful about what? What are you talking about?

**Chastain86** (at least I think that’s who it was) started a pit thread recently that turned into a roast, and was promptly shut down by the Angel of Death herself, **Lynn** , who called it a joke thread.

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**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/14 "2004-04-02T18:41:02Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> **Chastain86** (at least I think that’s who it was) started a pit thread recently that turned into a roast, and was promptly shut down by the Angel of Death herself, **Lynn** , who called it a joke thread.

More like the Angel of **Mercy** , if you asked me. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/15 "2004-04-02T19:09:24Z")

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> [@Lord Ashtar](#):
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> **Chastain86** (at least I think that’s who it was) started a pit thread recently that turned into a roast, and was promptly shut down by the Angel of Death herself, **Lynn** , who called it a joke thread.

Locking a thread != banning

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/16 "2004-04-02T19:10:19Z")

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I can’t understand why anyone who honestly felt the Staff were corrupted or power-mad or ban happy would stay here one more second. I wonder if there’s a little SDMB Leprechaun of Masochism that forces people to keep coming back for more punishment? Or are people unaware that there are billions of fun, interesting, and unusual websites and domains out there ready for exploration? So I asked one of my cats, and he directed me to post this link:

I guess maybe I need to assist: [http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=fun+interesting+unusual&btnG=Google+Search](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=fun+interesting+unusual&btnG=Google+Search)

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**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/17 "2004-04-02T19:25:28Z")

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> [@Una Persson](#):
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> I can’t understand why anyone who honestly felt the Staff were corrupted or power-mad or ban happy would stay here one more second. I wonder if there’s a little SDMB Leprechaun of Masochism that forces people to keep coming back for more punishment?

I’m sorry if my previous post was construed as an attempt to steer the conversation towards me. Nothing could be further from the truth. I simply wanted to report some **observed** behavior to prevent others from being reprimanded. Nothing to see here.

As to why we stay, if I let one person’s behavior dictate whether or not I stayed here, I’d have left years ago. The SDMB is more than one person’s whims and/or rude words. I like it here, and have no intention of leaving.

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**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/18 "2004-04-02T19:26:12Z")

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> [@Smeghead](#):
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> Locking a thread != banning

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4698990&postcount=44](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4698990&postcount=44)

I don’t think anyone said that locking a thread was the same as a banning.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/19 "2004-04-02T20:02:51Z")

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> [@Chastain86](#):
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> As to why we stay, if I let one person’s behavior dictate whether or not I stayed here, I’d have left years ago. The SDMB is more than one person’s whims and/or rude words. I like it here, and have no intention of leaving.

You see, my cat _told_ me you would say something like that… 😉

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**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-pit-thread-for-ilsa-lund-to-insult-me/237903/20 "2004-04-02T20:23:13Z")

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Is the username \*\*SDMB Leprechaun of Masochism \*\* taken?

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