# I'm starting a thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2002, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614 "2002-11-30T08:03:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![IcicleFuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ba8739/32.png) [@IcicleFuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IcicleFuzz)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/41 "2002-12-01T06:43:11Z")
I wish I could fly. I wish I could get over this crappy head cold. I wish I knew enough swear words to describe my cold. Can someone help me? At least my nose has stopped running. ---
**Author:** ![Soup\_du\_jour](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Soup\_du\_jour](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup_du_jour)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/42 "2002-12-01T07:40:34Z")
I’m _not_ wishing. ---
**Author:** ![lazymexicanamerican](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecb155/32.png) [@lazymexicanamerican](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lazymexicanamerican)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/43 "2002-12-01T18:50:32Z")
I’M SORRY IVYLASS IS THIS BETTER? AND I WISH… I DIDN’T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! SCHOOL IS THE DEVIL AND I WISH…I KNEW MORE ABOUT THIS WEBSITE LIKE HOW TO MAKE SMILIES AND BOLD TYPE! A LIL HELP? ---
**Author:** ![istara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e79b87/32.png) [@istara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/istara)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/44 "2002-12-01T19:07:38Z")
I’m posting, because it’s 11.15 pm here, so in 45 minutes it’s my birthday, so I figure I can open my presents then. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/45 "2002-12-01T21:15:30Z")
IcicleFuzz wrote: > [@](#): > > I wish I knew enough swear words to describe my cold. Go to the BBQ Pit and find the, “Godfucking damn son of a cunting bastard ass-whore! When will life stop sucking?!?!” thread. that should help you out. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/46 "2002-12-01T21:31:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lazymexicanamerican \* > \*\*I’M SORRY IVYLASS IS THIS BETTER? AND I WISH… I DIDN’T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW! SCHOOL IS THE DEVIL AND I WISH…I KNEW MORE ABOUT THIS WEBSITE LIKE HOW TO MAKE SMILIES AND BOLD TYPE! A LIL HELP? \*\* [I wish new posters would read the sticky threads at the top of **About This Message Board**.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?daysprune=2&forumid=2) (Yes, you can click on the bue underlined text. It’s a link. Go ahead, it’s quite alright. 'Atta girl.) ---
**Author:** ![cherry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/47 "2002-12-01T21:41:21Z")
Happy Birthday **istara** have a good one! ---
**Author:** ![raz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/48 "2002-12-01T21:45:00Z")
**istara** , HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear isitara happy birthday to you! Thank you, thank you. I’ll be here till Tuesday. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/49 "2002-12-01T22:35:48Z")
Hmmmm My Diet Dr. Pepper really DOES taste like regular Dr. Pepper. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2002, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/50 "2002-12-01T23:48:44Z")
Oh, nevermind what I said, **ivylass**. I said one thing, and after I clicked ‘send’ I thought I’d elaborate a bit, and then another idea came to me, and so on. Then I had to leave before I finished it. But It really doesn’t matter anymore. Bah. I was just being a harmless grump. ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2002, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614/51 "2002-12-02T00:04:25Z")
I wish I wasn’t depressed for no reason. I also wish I wasn’t planning to sneak out of the house tomorrow. Now I wish my table lamp hadn’t gone “Pfffft!” and exploded when I said that. ~Raven [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-a-thread/139614.md?page=2)