# I'm starting the White Bloc--who's with me?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [June 28, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743 "2010-06-28T03:12:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/81 "2010-06-30T16:32:02Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> **Gonzo** is a theremin, **Der Trihs** is a trumpet. Me, I’m a kazoo.

Guess that makes **Rand** a vuvuzela.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/82 "2010-06-30T17:52:46Z")

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He’s already got a fist up there.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/83 "2010-06-30T17:56:48Z")

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> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#):
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> “Those out-of-town guys were too well organised, we’re Anarchists, dude, we NEVER organise!!!”

The low hanging fruit are usually rotten, man. Anarchists can be plenty organized.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/84 "2010-06-30T18:08:43Z")

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> [@42fish](#):
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> Just a thoughtlet, but when damn near everyone ‘misinterprets’ your posts in the same way, it might have something to do with your posts.

Oh, I didn’t realize you had been appointed spokesperson fior all SDMB posters and lurkers, and you have perfect knowledge of how everyone interprets my posts.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/85 "2010-06-30T18:28:02Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> And whoever it was who implied **Rand** was a racist earlier - while he and I disagree on pretty much everything, I don’t recall him playing that particular card (the OP White/Black Bloc implications notwithstanding).

I didn’t imply it, I stated it outright. His posts in the various Africa/ **Chief Pedant** threads are sufficient to convince me.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/86 "2010-06-30T18:52:02Z")

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Oh, I’m definitely a racist, but only if you define “racist” as “someone who does not automatically dismiss race/IQ studies.”

I’m not a racist if the term is defined more properly, something like: “a person who believes that people of a different race are inherently and irredeemably inferior than themselves, or have lower intrinsic worth as human beings, or are less worthy of respect.” I started a GD thread about the definition of “racist” and it didn’t get very far–it’s more fun to call people racists than it is to discuss what the term means.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/87 "2010-06-30T19:53:27Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Oh, I didn’t realize you had been appointed spokesperson fior all SDMB posters and lurkers, and you have perfect knowledge of how everyone interprets my posts.

42fish said “damn near” and was clearly referring to the respondents to this thread. You jumped to “all SDMB posters and lurkers”.

Have you _no_ respect for accuracy? Does “precision” sound to you like something you’d see on a menu?

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/88 "2010-06-30T21:36:50Z")

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Please stop trolling. He said “damn near eveyone.” There’s no principled reason to limit that reference to those who responded in this thread. As a matter of fact, not everyone who responded to this thread actually misinterpreted my posts, so you are just plain wrong.

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/89 "2010-06-30T21:43:38Z")

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AIUI, your Bloc wants to bust the heads of, not people of any particular socioethnic identity, but

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> anarchist do-nothing fuckheads who think society owes them something.

I think _you_ think society owes _you_ something, namely, the freedom to pound other people’s faces in because they espouse politics you deem detrimental to said society.

Mind you, I’ve heard more than a few upstanding law-abiding citizens express the wish to crack some _individual_ upside the head because s/he felt society owed hi/r this or that (usually a decent living or a measure of respect). But none wished they could round \*all \*such people up in some sort of national whoop-ass boot camp.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/90 "2010-06-30T22:19:30Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> Please stop trolling. He said “damn near eveyone.” There’s no principled reason to limit that reference to those who responded in this thread. As a matter of fact, not everyone who responded to this thread actually misinterpreted my posts, so you are just plain wrong.

I made no statement on the accuracy of his claim, just that your restatement of his restatement was inaccurate. What you are claiming as “wrong” on my part has no relation to my statement.  
I’m not even _trying_ and I’m a better lawyer than you.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/91 "2010-06-30T22:20:13Z")

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Hey, I’m ambitious, what can I say?

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/92 "2010-06-30T23:11:12Z")

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“Goodbye”?

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**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/93 "2010-07-01T02:01:33Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> The low hanging fruit are usually rotten, man. Anarchists can be plenty organized.

Sure, but there’s something about the phrase “organised anarchists” that just sounds wrong.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/94 "2010-07-01T17:39:28Z")

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> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#):
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> Sure, but there’s something about the phrase “organised anarchists” that just sounds wrong.

It sounds wrong if you’ve never had a conversation about anarchism with an anarchist. If you’ve had such a conversation, making this joke is the equivalent of making a joke about someone’s name: it may sound original to you, but you can be certain they’ve heard it a thousand times before.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/95 "2010-07-01T17:43:29Z")

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> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#):
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> It sounds wrong if you’ve never had a conversation about anarchism with an anarchist. If you’ve had such a conversation, making this joke is the equivalent of making a joke about someone’s name: it may sound original to you, but you can be certain they’ve heard it a thousand times before.

Thats why I just kick em in the nuts instead. What else should you do with stupid, self important, humorless idiots?

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**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/96 "2010-07-01T18:13:56Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Thats why I just kick em in the nuts instead. What else should you do with stupid, self important, humorless idiots?

Teach them to be tax accountants?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/97 "2010-07-01T18:22:27Z")

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> [@Lobohan](#):
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> Teach them to be tax accountants?

Yeah, **that** ’ll shut 'em up!

Wait . . .

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/98 "2010-07-02T01:40:45Z")

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Not that I’m in favor of Nazism or political violence, but for sheer brass I have to admire Ernst Pöhner, Munich’s Chief of Police during the turbulent early '20s, who when asked if right-wing death squads were operating in his district replied “Yes, but not enough of them”.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/99 "2010-07-02T02:38:39Z")

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> [@Olentzero](#):
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> He’s already got a fist up there.

Is there any room, considering that’s where he keeps his head.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-starting-the-white-bloc-whos-with-me/544743/100 "2010-07-02T05:19:41Z")

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> [@billfish678](#):
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> Thats why I just kick em in the nuts instead. What else should you do with stupid, self important, humorless idiots?

I thought that’s what Fox was for.

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