# I'm still not dead! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 16, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191 "2001-03-16T05:36:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/1 "2001-03-16T05:36:11Z")
Ahoy ahoy y’all, just thought i’d drop a line and say howdy, let it be known that i am indeed not yet dead. So what’s shakin’ here? Anything real fun? sexy? scary? odd? smelly? dirty? scary? yellow? upside down? sideways up? etc? Me, i’m good. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/2 "2001-03-16T05:45:22Z")
:fluff checking in: Hi yourself. I’m not dead either, though I am pretty much drunk which means in about 10 minutes I’ll be nekkid. Glad you’re doing well, in any case. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/3 "2001-03-16T05:50:07Z")
What’s up, you little toenail? I was wondering where the hell you’d been. Nice to see you ain’t dead - but give it time. In the meantime, as my uncle used to say: “Belch.” ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/4 "2001-03-16T05:57:04Z")
Upham, you donkey. This place has been that much less amusing without your drunken/toked up exploits to read about. You gotta come back full force. I know I already asked you where you been, but I cant remember what you said. 😃 [sub]Dont tell anyone I said this, EVER, but, I missed you man…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/5 "2001-03-16T07:07:20Z")
Yay!!! Not-dead is definitely good. 🙂 Missed ya in chat 🙂 Robin ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/6 "2001-03-16T07:14:43Z")
Spooooooonman! Hmm. My hair is yellow. Well ok so it’s blonde. But you asked what was yellow, so that’s close. Glad to see you. How’s the dreads? ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/7 "2001-03-16T07:27:41Z")
Good to see you around! I miss your wit, your weird rationale, your lust for life! Please tell me you’re staying this time! ::smooch and a hug:: [sub]How’re you feeling? Did you ever do a re-match with your little brother and his friends?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/8 "2001-03-16T12:49:16Z")
It’s really boring When you’re decomposing People just want to Put you in the ground They throw the dirt on you The worms nibble on you It’s no fun when you’re Six feet down When you’re dead Things crawl out of your head When you’re… Deeeaaaad…! ---
**Author:** ![ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c77e96/32.png) [@ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChoosyChipsAndCeilingWhacks)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/9 "2001-03-16T13:07:18Z")
Something sexy this way comes. Hey, is your name really Upham? It’s an old family name of mine, so I’m curious. -L ---
**Author:** ![Watermelon\_Man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/22d042/32.png) [@Watermelon\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Watermelon_Man)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/10 "2001-03-16T15:00:28Z")
I think I am dead guys… ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/11 "2001-03-16T15:49:34Z")
[little boy whisper] I see dead people… [/little boy whisper] ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-not-dead/58191/12 "2001-03-16T16:31:28Z")
Hi, Upham! I was afraid you’d met your antimatter counterpart, Downturkey, and had annihilated each other in a tremendous burst of energy. Glad to know that isn’t the case. Fun? Well, now you Canadian types have an analogue to _Where’s George_: [Where’s Willy](http://www.whereswilly.com/), good for wasting time on a rainy day. Sexy? Check out this thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63728](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63728) or this one: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63724](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=63724). Scary? You _have_ heard that **Satan** was banned, eh? As for odd, smelly, dirty, scary (why two _scarys_?),yellow, upside down and sideways up, I’ll leave to others. Have a great day!