# I'm \*STILL\* scared of Ewoks. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 8, 2012, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155 "2012-04-08T05:27:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/1 "2012-04-08T05:27:52Z")
Kinda ugly, right? ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/2 "2012-04-08T11:05:35Z")
The Cannibal Teddy Bears™ are phoning…_from inside the house with you!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/3 "2012-04-08T16:01:02Z")
That’s explains those calls with the heavy, but cute, breathing! I’d call 911, but they almost ate the most badass guy in the galaxy. I need a gilded robot who speaks with an outrageous British accent. But the closest I have is a vacuum. What do I do?! Need answer fast! ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/4 "2012-04-08T16:13:31Z")
E.T. Scared me! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/5 "2012-04-08T17:49:42Z")
Ewoks never bothered me. But I’ve been playing the Star Wars online RPG lately, and I’ve discovered that [ugnaughts](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/nl/images/2/2f/Leia_Ugnaughts.jpg) still freak me the fuck out. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/6 "2012-04-08T17:51:50Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Ewoks never bothered me. But I’ve been playing the Star Wars online RPG lately, and I’ve discovered that [ugnaughts](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/nl/images/2/2f/Leia_Ugnaughts.jpg) still freak me the fuck out. Couldn’t watch that part of the second(?) movie when I was a kid. I would’ve gladly joined Vader at 7 if it meant helping him wipe those pig bastards out. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/7 "2012-04-08T18:01:03Z")
It’s those beady, all black eyes, pug noses and fugly, nubby teeth. Had I been Leia, I would’ve shot Wicket with my blaster immediately. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/8 "2012-04-08T18:04:33Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Ewoks never bothered me. But I’ve been playing the Star Wars online RPG lately, and I’ve discovered that [ugnaughts](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/nl/images/2/2f/Leia_Ugnaughts.jpg) still freak me the fuck out. See, now those guys — I just want to put them on a spit. Not unlike Ewoks. But perhaps mor BBQ sauce. Also from Jedi: The Rancor, Sarlaac (sand vagina with teeth), and Bib Fortuna; all creepy as hell. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/9 "2012-04-08T18:16:36Z")
Also, Lando’s sidekick from #VI was kinda creepy. Cute too, but in the “aren’t you the cute little guy? But please don’t come closer or try to hug me.” ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/10 "2012-04-08T20:11:14Z")
I think Ewoks are cute! They’re just little bears, that’s all. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/11 "2012-04-08T21:25:09Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > I think Ewoks are cute! They’re just little bears, that’s all. Have you ever looked at one? Like, _realllly_ [looked](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/4/48/Ewoks.jpg) at one? ::shivver:: ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/12 "2012-04-08T23:35:40Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > I think Ewoks are cute! They’re just little bears, that’s all. They cooked and ate a Stormtrooper, that’s all! ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/13 "2012-04-08T23:35:55Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Also, Lando’s sidekick from #VI was kinda creepy. Cute too, but in the “aren’t you the cute little guy? But please don’t come closer or try to hug me.” That would be [Nien Nunb](http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nien_Nunb). More than a little creepy, I’ll admit, but not the creepiest of the series. ---
**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/14 "2012-04-09T00:02:02Z")
> [@bibliophage](#): > > That would be [Nien Nunb](http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Nien_Nunb). More than a little creepy, I’ll admit, but not the creepiest of the series. I always pictured him getting the controls all slimy, kinda like if a Bulldog drove a car and drooled all over the steering wheel. ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/15 "2012-04-09T00:12:43Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Have you ever looked at one? Like, _realllly_ [looked](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/4/48/Ewoks.jpg) at one? ::shivver:: It’s the eyes. Those cold, dead, glassy eyes… ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/16 "2012-04-09T02:06:28Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Ewoks never bothered me. But I’ve been playing the Star Wars online RPG lately, and I’ve discovered that [ugnaughts](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/nl/images/2/2f/Leia_Ugnaughts.jpg) still freak me the fuck out. Oh, god, thanks for reminding me. I had to turn the sound down whenever they wanted to talk to me. Gyeaahhh… ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/17 "2012-04-09T18:49:15Z")
> [@ExTank](#): > > It’s the eyes. Those cold, dead, glassy eyes… “…got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes.” ---
**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/18 "2012-04-09T18:53:27Z")
Rancors are scary until you play as one in the new Kinect Star Wars game. RANCOR SMASH!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/19 "2012-04-09T18:54:54Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > I need a gilded robot who speaks with an outrageous British accent. But the closest I have is a vacuum. That sucks. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2012, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/20 "2012-04-09T19:10:54Z")
> [@Taomist](#): > > Rancors are scary until you play as one in the new Kinect Star Wars game. > > RANCOR SMASH!!! I felt that way about Alien vs. Predator two. You start out as a human keeping a wall to your back at all times, making nervous glances every way. You end cackling with glee, biting off the heads of various space workers. I am getting an image of lying on the floor, vision dimming, and being helpless to the advancing spear carrying ewok. The entire time it is chanting “Yub Nub! Yub Nub! Yub Nub!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155.md?page=2)