# I'm \*STILL\* scared of Ewoks.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 8, 2012, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155 "2012-04-08T05:27:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/21 "2012-04-11T05:47:50Z")

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You take your average Ewok, shave off his Teddy Ruxpin like fur—Whadd’ya got? A horrifying visage of black, beady eyes, a slobbering nose and Chicletesque blunt teeth, set into the smelly skin of a prickly mole rat.

But, they can sure drum up a toe-tappin’ jamboree. Still, I wouldn’t want one in my yard. Vermin.

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/22 "2012-04-11T07:37:52Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Have you ever looked at one? Like, _realllly_ [looked](http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/4/48/Ewoks.jpg) at one? ::shivver::

[awwwwwwwww](http://i.imgur.com/5Fx1z.jpg)! Who wants to steal your soul? He does! Yes he doessss!

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-still-scared-of-ewoks/618155/23 "2012-04-11T16:28:44Z")

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> [@rachelellogram](#):
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> [awwwwwwwww](http://i.imgur.com/5Fx1z.jpg)! Who wants to steal your soul? He does! Yes he doessss!

Gah! See? Even its nose looks like a 2-holed penis head.

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