You take your average Ewok, shave off his Teddy Ruxpin like fur—Whadd’ya got? A horrifying visage of black, beady eyes, a slobbering nose and Chicletesque blunt teeth, set into the smelly skin of a prickly mole rat.
But, they can sure drum up a toe-tappin’ jamboree. Still, I wouldn’t want one in my yard. Vermin.
