# I'm stuck in my pants. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 28, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141 "2001-02-28T02:15:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/21 "2001-02-28T08:05:30Z")
I do not want to be stuck in SilverFire’s pants…there wouldn’t be enough room for her as well, not to mention manuevering would be rather difficult. I’d much rather have SilverFire stuck **outside** of her pants. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/22 "2001-02-28T08:24:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Narile \* > **I do not want to be stuck in SilverFire’s pants…there wouldn’t be enough room for her as well, not to mention manuevering would be rather difficult.** This brings up perhaps the most interesting question in that as-yet hazily defined area of study, Topo-Linguistics. The primal urge to get SilverFire OUT of her pants is paradoxically expressed as a desire to get INTO her pants, where, as Narile has stated, manuevering would be severely limited, at the precise point where, one would suspect, freedom would be most appreciated. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/23 "2001-02-28T13:51:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*…I managed to wiggle out of my pants…then, I wiggled back into them. So now…I have to try to wiggle out of my pants (again). \*\* ::sits back, visualizing **Silver** wiggling in and out of her pants:: Man, whoever said hanging out for extended periods of time online is a waste of time doesn’t get in _here_ enough. Thanks for the mind candy Silver! ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/24 "2001-02-28T14:19:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LazarusLong42 \* > \*\* > Silver, I wouldn’t miond being stuck in your pants.[sub]But don’t tell my girlfriend I said that.[/sub] > > LL \*\* Why, Laz - she doesn’t know you’re a crossdresser, running around in women’s pants? ::D&R:: [sub] well, the other Laz DOES run around in kilts…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/25 "2001-02-28T18:11:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by poohpah chalupa \* > \*\*Thanks for the mind candy Silver! \*\* Anytime, poohpah sweetie. 🙂 _smooch_ So I’m out of my pants! WOO!! I managed to wiggle out of them again. It took me about 10 minutes to get the zipper unstuck, then I cut away the rest of the extra fabric. I shouldn’t ever get this zipper stuck again. ::crosses fingers:: If I do, you’ll all be the first ones to know. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/26 "2001-02-28T18:20:28Z")
Grommit! It’s the wrong trousers! And they’ve gone wrong! (There haven’t been any penguins lurking around in you vicinity, have there? ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/27 "2001-02-28T18:27:39Z")
Oh my…wiggling into and out of pants…larger than normal flaps…people going without underwear… **Silver** , darlin’, you got a way about you! \< **thinks** minds eye sits back and enjoys a smoke\> ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/28 "2001-02-28T21:03:10Z")
What if it wasn’t the flap’s fault? What it the zipper just grabs maor than it should? Won’t the pants have you by the short and curlies the next time? Try wiggling out of that! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141/29 "2001-03-01T01:45:58Z")
Nah, I wear underwear almost all the time. I did pinch the skin right above my underwear line though. That’s not pleasant. ☹ And I did it not once, not twice, but three times. I have a love/hate relationship with my favorite pants right now. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-stuck-in-my-pants/56141.md?page=1)