# I'm sure this means something to someone

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 18, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120 "2008-02-18T17:13:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/41 "2008-02-19T14:48:17Z")

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[QUOTE=WhyNot]  
I’m glad to see you’ve settled down - no jitterbugging will be allowed, missy! 😃  
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What, you don’t think I could find a pavement engineer to give me the go-ahead?

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**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/42 "2008-02-19T17:59:13Z")

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[QUOTE=Sophistry and Illusion]  
You cannot convince me that wasn’t a MadLib.  
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Oh it’s real. The sad part is, after I read it, laughed for ten minutes, and sent to me team and several friends, I left it pretty much as is 'cause it’s grammatically correct and the audience would understand it. [sigh]

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [February 19, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/43 "2008-02-19T21:03:02Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
[singing]Squeeze your honey bear, squeeze your honey bear, yeah yeah![/singing]  
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If I have that song stuck in my head the rest of the day, you are going to get _such_ a knurling, young lady…

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/44 "2008-02-22T08:23:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Mr. Rosewater]  
A ho in a gardening thread?

oh my :eek:  
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[“What’s a hoe, Alex?”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5H5r4_CoJo)

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**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/45 "2008-02-22T17:03:51Z")

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[QUOTE=cochrane]  
[“What’s a hoe, Alex?”](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5H5r4_CoJo)  
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😃😃😃 One of Jeopardy’s finest moments!!!

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/46 "2008-02-22T17:07:18Z")

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We just got some cheap, knock-off Breathe Right strips at Target. Having never used anything like them before, my husband read the instructions. Our favorite line:

“Ensure that the strip is tangent to the nasal flare.”

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/47 "2008-02-22T17:13:54Z")

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My daughter once informed me that she wouldn’t be eating vegetables any more because she wasn’t a vegetarian.

Of course I asked her what she was instead and she proudly proclaimed herself a meatitarian.

You just can’t argue with logic like that.

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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/48 "2008-02-25T16:52:03Z")

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> For all horizontal slab surfaces, bull floating shall be done before bleeding occurs. Use a darby at all edges of slabs. Do not use a fresno before bleeding is complete. No jitterbugging will be allowed without approval of the pavement engineer.

Oddly enough I understand this.

Bull floating should be done before bleeding occurs because otherwise the surface of the concrete will be rocky like a sidewalk, not smooth like a garage floor.

A darby should be run across the edges to apply a nice round surface so the edges do not chip.

If a fresno is used before bleeding is complete the groove will be rough and jagged.

And, if the load is expected to be quite heavy then the concrete should not be jitterbugged as this will make it very brittle and subject to cracking (but smooth as glass), only the pavement engineer would know for sure.

- Nate (who probably knows more about concrete then he should, but not near enough to do any good)

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**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/49 "2008-02-25T17:56:19Z")

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[QUOTE=nd\_n8]  
Oddly enough I understand this.

Bull floating should be done before bleeding occurs because otherwise the surface of the concrete will be rocky like a sidewalk, not smooth like a garage floor.

A darby should be run across the edges to apply a nice round surface so the edges do not chip.

If a fresno is used before bleeding is complete the groove will be rough and jagged.

And, if the load is expected to be quite heavy then the concrete should not be jitterbugged as this will make it very brittle and subject to cracking (but smooth as glass), only the pavement engineer would know for sure.

- Nate (who probably knows more about concrete then he should, but not near enough to do any good)  
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And that’s why I left it as it was, even if it gave me the giggles.

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**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/50 "2008-02-25T18:27:45Z")

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[QUOTE=JustThinkin’]  
And that’s why I left it as it was, even if it gave me the giggles.  
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:eek: (you mean I was right? or close even?) :eek:

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**Author:** ![JustThinkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@JustThinkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustThinkin)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-sure-this-means-something-to-someone/438120/51 "2008-02-25T19:05:57Z")

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[QUOTE=nd\_n8]  
:eek: (you mean I was right? or close even?) :eek:  
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Damned if I know, but I figured the audience would know, so I left it. You shouldn’t have said anything. We’d have all thought you knew what you were talkng about. 😃

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