# I'm The Guy In The Foil Suit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 12, 2005, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345 "2005-01-12T05:04:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Bean\_Counter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bean\_Counter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bean_Counter)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/21 "2005-01-12T16:17:54Z")

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Dude! You work with Michael Moore?! I’ve always wondered what he did when he wasn’t making films. Think I could get his autograph?

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**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/22 "2005-01-12T16:25:52Z")

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**Tuckerfan** , you look just like I’ve always imagined you look.

😃

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/23 "2005-01-12T16:33:37Z")

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I always knew **Tuckerfan** was hot, but whew!

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**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/24 "2005-01-12T20:39:42Z")

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At least people who don’t speak your language aren’t shooting at you daily.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/25 "2005-01-12T20:41:43Z")

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> [@Sean Factotum](#):
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> At least people who don’t speak your language aren’t shooting at you daily.

Ah, the life of a non-unionized Mexican porn star…

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/26 "2005-01-12T22:37:57Z")

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> [@Caught@Work](#):
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> If your job is so tough and hot and all that stuff, why is the dude on the other side in a shirt?  
> Looks to me like you are trying to have us on 😃

That’s “Big John” and he’s been doing the job for 11 years now, so he’s got plenty of scar tissue on his arms and isn’t bothered by the heat. (I ain’t kiddin’.)

> [@peri](#):
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> So…which one’s Pete?

Pete’s too wimpy to pour metal. BTW, that photo was taken last July. What you _can’t_ see in the photo are the three garage doors and lone exhaust fan we use for ventilation. It keeps the air temps in the pouring area down to about 300F or so. It’s around 150F or better inside my suit.

> [@Sean Factotum](#):
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> At least people who don’t speak your language aren’t shooting at you daily.

Not to make light of what’s going on in Iraq, but [that would make it easier for me to handle my supervisor.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=280593)

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**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/27 "2005-01-12T22:59:59Z")

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I work with stuff that can burn through my skin, _and_ poison me. Hydrochloric acid is a bitch. As are all other types of acid. I also have to make sure that I don’t accidentally mix the wrong things, or we get an explosion, or a cloud of toxic vapour, or something else equally unpleasant. And I have to pay for it!  
Being a chemistry student can suck somethimes.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/28 "2005-01-13T00:43:38Z")

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> [@Tuckerfan](#):
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> Anybody wanna say they’ve got a tougher job than me? 😉

Hmmm, okay I’ll bite.  
I have a tougher job than you.  
…  
uhhh, so now what happens?

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**Author:** ![that\_darn\_cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/59ef9b/32.png) [@that\_darn\_cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/that_darn_cat)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/29 "2005-01-13T01:26:59Z")

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How about demolishing 80 year old brick row homes with volunteer labor? Yes, they are trying to kill me.

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/30 "2005-01-13T04:01:36Z")

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Is that an _Evil Lair_?? 'Cause it sure looks like one.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/31 "2005-01-13T04:13:22Z")

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> [@Bear\_Nenno](#):
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> Is that an _Evil Lair_?? 'Cause it sure looks like one.

It sure feels like it at times. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/32 "2005-01-13T04:18:04Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> Luxury!! You’ve got a cool suit, and you get to play with hot metal! Try selling commercial real estate …ya little pussy! 😛

Real estate…like a walk in the park. Work with preschoolers AND first Graders in the same day. You nancyboy!

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/33 "2005-01-13T04:30:21Z")

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C’mon up **Tuckerfan**. Rather than the real deal where a floor may be ready to give way, we’ll give you a go in the burn building. Put on the gear, put on the SCBA, and crawl the hall. Oops, forgot-you have to drag a 1 3/4" water line with you while searching for someone who may or may not be there. Watch your air supply-when the pack alarm rings, you have 5 minutes to find your way back out.  
Last but not least-you get paid. Silly me-still doing it for free after 30+ years. 😉

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/34 "2005-01-13T04:33:08Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> C’mon up **Tuckerfan**. Rather than the real deal where a floor may be ready to give way, we’ll give you a go in the burn building. Put on the gear, put on the SCBA, and crawl the hall. Oops, forgot-you have to drag a 1 3/4" water line with you while searching for someone who may or may not be there. Watch your air supply-when the pack alarm rings, you have 5 minutes to find your way back out.  
> Last but not least-you get paid. Silly me-still doing it for free after 30+ years. 😉

You get _paid?_ I work for peanuts! 😉

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/35 "2005-01-13T04:38:04Z")

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Waitaminute. You work in a tool and die shop. You didn’t say anything about the circus. 😉

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**Author:** ![Call\_me\_Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Call\_me\_Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Call_me_Frank)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/36 "2005-01-13T05:01:24Z")

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Eh, I thought you’d be taller…and less silvery. 😃

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**Author:** ![jnglmassiv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@jnglmassiv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jnglmassiv)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/37 "2005-01-13T11:21:58Z")

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I dunno…its hard to make out any detail in that tiny photo.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/38 "2005-01-13T12:36:11Z")

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So there stands our brave and valient **Tuckerfan** with his wand in his hand. 🆒

Great picture.

You look like one of the clone-thingies in the Fairy Godmother’s Potion Factory in Shrek 2.

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**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\
**Post date:** [January 13, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/39 "2005-01-13T15:57:31Z")

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2319! 2319!!!

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [January 14, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-the-guy-in-the-foil-suit/284345/40 "2005-01-14T00:29:44Z")

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> [@Bear\_Nenno](#):
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> 2319! 2319!!!

Hike? 😕

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