Me too. Let’s all sit together and look ominous.
Hey, I’m the quiet one too! (At work.) Let’s all get together and …I dunno, create a deafening silence or something.
I’m also the invisible one (to women), the funny one (in certain social groups), the smart one (to my fellow house activists, because I do the math), and the one who needs to exercise more (to my trainer).
I’m the unemployed one.
Before, I was the Bad Motherfucker.
I used to be the nice one. Now, I’m the quiet one.
Shhhhh…
I’m the weird smart funny one (who I think is gay).
It occurs: that’s both work and in my family.
I think I might be the goodie-two-shoes one, since I don’t use bad language.
And the deadpan sarcastic one.
I’m usually The Short One or The Redhead.
I was Mr. reference desk. They asked where something was, what the policies meant, what is the procedure, how do you figure area, I can’t start my computer, where’s so and so. Much of that was finally stopped over the years, because the owner would tell them to leave me to due the work they wanted done. I was using equipment that nobody else could run. I refused to deal with the computers I didn’t use, once they hired an IT person. IT still tried to get me to do computer stuff that was their job, but they got 3 times the pay I did, so it didn’t float.
I’m the one who’s just slightly off.
“Bitter Bob” they call me, ‘til I start talkin’ 'bout mah guns, then they start being polite
My husband tells me I’m the intimidating one. Pfffft - yeah right.
I’m nice, dammit!
Not sure if you’re a librarian or not, but one of my favorite comments ever about librarians is "We’re the people who when we go to Wal-Mart after a shift, dressed in our regular clothes with absolutely nothing on or about us to imply we’re a Wal-Mart employee, still have people constantly stop and ask us “Do you work here?”
Didn’t we already know this? 
(I’m kidding, don’t hit!)
I was always “the one to ask, no, you ask, she’s intimidating.”
Depending on who you ask:
The Direct One
The Mean One
The Quirky One
The Tall One
The One that say’s NO a lot.
Well yeah, that’s what they’re afraid of! 
Me, I’m the one who sits in a corner and says nothing all day except via our in-office IM client, so nobody ever really knows for sure whether I’m physically there or working from home 
the laid-off one 
as of today.
But aside from that, before I was laid off I was
- the young one (they normally don’t let kids my age work there)/innocent one
- the hyperactive/hardworking one. (I hate being inactive at work, so I run around cleaning and rearranging all the time… or… did.)
The grouchy one, the impatient one, the smart one, or the stubborn one, depending.
The cheerful, helpful one who can usually do whatever needs doing and make it seem easy.
The Snippy One
I only ask that the little office chippies do their job and all will be good. Otherwise, I make them cry. :rolleyes:
The Polite one.
-It’s a curse, but what can I say. manners were important in my house. My friends think it’s a bit silly.
The intimidating one
-I’m quiet and the natural expression on my face is kind of serious. I’m rather large and in pretty reasonable shape.
-This is really only if you don’t know me. I’m quite nice once you meet me.
The Quiet one
-My nickname for a long time was, Silent D.
-I hated that nickname as it made me sound like I was the worst DJ of all time.