Just remember to leave out the thermal exhaust port.
Keep in mind that gravity doesn’t work on the Death Star like it does on… well, everything else.
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Pretend that little diagram is a landing nook seen from the side. The Ts are little people standing there. The Ts SHOULD be on their side if gravity functions as normal. Their feet should be aligned towards the center of the Death Star. But they’re not. The Falcon doesn’t land -down-, it lands to the side. I don’t know if what I just described makes sense, but it’s clear that the Death Star isn’t using normal gravity.
Screw a Death Star. I want one of these.
I’ve got a bad feeling about this.
It’s a trap!
“Do you really think for a second you’ll get away with this, Amazonia Vader?”
“But of course. Unlike the pathetic Darth and his so-called Death Rod, my Death Button does not need a lengthy recharge cycle after every launch, but becomes more effective and “warmed up” with each explodiing planet.”