# I'm thinking of Grabthar's Hammer

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** movies\
**Created:** [January 14, 2023, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226 "2023-01-14T17:53:55Z")\
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What kind was it? Framing, Claw, Rock, Chipping, Sledge? I like to think it was a 24 or 32 oz Ball Peen. What do the Teeming Millions think?

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I would think War Hammer.

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> [@What\_Exit](#):
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> I would think War Hammer. -

I never thought it was anything else.

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/4 "2023-01-14T18:01:18Z")

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All I can say about Grabthar’s Hammer is, “What a savings!”

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> [@flurb](#):
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> All I can say about Grabthar’s Hammer is, “What a savings!”-

The exclamation mark is inaccurate.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/kgv7U3GYlDY/maxresdefault.jpg "What a Savings") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgv7U3GYlDY)

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/6 "2023-01-14T18:05:25Z")

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Fair.

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/7 "2023-01-14T18:25:33Z")

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For some reason, I always interpreted it as some sort of symbol of his people, rather than an actual hammer.

Though apparently it was originally intended to be like Thor’s hammer:

> **['Galaxy Quest': The Oral History](https://www.mtv.com/news/uoge5x/galaxy-quest-oral-history)**
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> The cast and crew of "Galaxy Quest" - including Sigourney Weaver, Tim Allen, and Alan Rickman - explain how the cult classic came together in their own words, for the fifteenth anniversary.

> **Gordon** : “By Grabthar’s Hammer” was a temp line. It was basically the Hammer of Thor, but Grabthar just sounded so silly. I kept meaning to change it, but around the production offices, they started to make t-shirts, it started to sink in a little bit.

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/8 "2023-01-14T19:16:24Z")

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> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#):
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> What kind was it?

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/otCpCn0l4Wo/maxresdefault.jpg "M.C. Hammer - U Can't Touch This") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo&t=16)

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/9 "2023-01-14T19:18:30Z")

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Are we sure it isn’t a ham-mer? It could just be a giant hamhock

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/10 "2023-01-14T19:32:53Z")

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Or a sea of cured pork hindquarters.

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/11 "2023-01-14T23:03:49Z")

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I thought it was a philosophical term, sort of like Occam’s Razor. Being Galaxy Quest, I’m pretty sure it means something like, “We come in peace. Shoot to kill.”

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/12 "2023-01-14T23:05:34Z")

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I’d kind of thought it was a religious term, like David’s Sling.

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/13 "2023-01-14T23:08:45Z")

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I say it’s a deadblow hammer. Those things are so cool. I use mine a lot in woodworking. I think Grabthar must have built some really nice furniture.

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I thought it was Grabthar’s junk. You know, his trouser titan.

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> **[Grabthar's Hammer - Guild Wars Wiki (GWW)](https://wiki.guildwars.com/wiki/Grabthar%27s_Hammer)**

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**Post date:** [January 14, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/16 "2023-01-14T23:27:36Z")

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I always thought it was a Hammer Of The Gods

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I always assumed it was some sort of celestial body - a constellation, or a star cluster, or even a comet, a la Niven & Pournelle.

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/18 "2023-01-15T00:07:41Z")

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What kind of kickback did he get when someone did buy Grabthar’s hammer, anyway? Must have been a sweet endorsement deal.

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> I thought it was Grabthar’s junk. You know, his trouser titan.

That would be Captain Hammer.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/YAHnXnU7RMI/maxresdefault.jpg "Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - The hammer is my penis") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAHnXnU7RMI)

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**Post date:** [January 15, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-thinking-of-grabthars-hammer/978226/20 "2023-01-15T00:51:54Z")

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It’s a cocktail. Similar to the Screaming Viking, IIRC.

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