# I'm throwing a tantrum! Pay attention to me! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 25, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677 "2001-01-25T05:01:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/21 "2001-01-25T07:52:27Z")
And on top of all that, you’ve got a nice ass. I know. I’ve seen a picture of it. 😃 I haven’t seen **Rasa’s** uterus, though. Although I might like to. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/22 "2001-01-25T08:06:54Z")
Unfortunately, I know exactly where my uterus is. It is causing me undue pain and torture at the moment. Oh well. Such is life. I have to say in my defense that while the picture has been viewed in my presence, I have not seen wood’s ass. I could dig up the picture and look, but I what if I like his ass? What if it is so enticing and enchanting that I decide to worship it? What if it screams “LOOK AT MY BUTT!” a la George Michaels? Hmm? What then? What would oldscratch do without me? And woodstock’s girlfriend and kids! HMM? Anyone think of THEM in all this? What? Oh. My uterus has reattached. I shall become unhysterical now. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/23 "2001-01-25T08:39:53Z")
Rant noted… Attention paid. ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/24 "2001-01-25T12:16:03Z")
Oh man, woodstock. There, there, man. Here, have some candy, kick back, and relax. It will be all better come superbowl Sunday. Looks like you need just a small break from life, ya? Well, i hope to see you Sunday. (By the way, each post of your’s I read, you get cooler in my mind every time. Keep it up, dude!) ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/25 "2001-01-25T12:28:40Z")
I’d post something meaningful, witty and erudite. But one birdie stalker is enough for me… ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/26 "2001-01-25T12:47:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shayna \* > **And on top of all that, you’ve got a nice ass. I know. I’ve seen a picture of it. 😃** I too, have seen the ass of woodstock. And i do agree, very very nice. Woodstock, you should be proud, you have the Doobieous seal of approval. ---
**Author:** ![Tansu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@Tansu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tansu)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/27 "2001-01-25T14:29:26Z")
Superb rant. Absolutely brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/28 "2001-01-25T16:54:32Z")
:: Donating some of my spare attention :: From, Jack Batty, Attention-Slut (patent pending). ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/29 "2001-01-26T00:29:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doobieous \* > **Woodstock, you should be proud, you have the Doobieous seal of approval.** An iffy aquatic mamal that agrees? Nice! Rant! Wood!Stock!Stock!Y!Bird!Or!Whatever!! Taxing on the mods! Perhaps!! How should I know! Come down from the mountain! WTF! I’ve never been UP there! UncleBeer keeps stepping on my hands when I reach the top! And I just now Realised! I wasn’t supposed to copy your style! Oh, well! Etc.! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/30 "2001-01-26T01:39:02Z")
!!! wow! ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/31 "2001-01-26T05:27:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doobieous \* > \*\* > > I too, have seen the ass of woodstock. And i do agree, very very nice. Woodstock, you should be proud, you have the Doobieous seal of approval. \*\* The ass of woodstock? You mean Country Joe McDonald? But seriously, thanks **Doob**. You too, **Shayna**. As you are both mighty fine humanoid specimens, I’m quite flattered. In fact, **doob** , if your last post was just a little more terse I’d use it as my new sig line. My ass exists to be adored, and I am proud that it brings joy into the lives of those less blessed than myself. Why, if the leaders of nations would just spend a little more time each day paying attention to my hallowed booty, we could achieve world peace and end hunger. To everyone else, thanks again for feeding my ego. I’m doing much better. I’ve come to the conclusion that I sincerely and deeply don’t give two damns about my job. I’ll do my work, collect my paycheck and go home. I don’t need the headaches. Anyway, I really just wanted to bump this up so it could compete with fellow attention slut **Jack Batty** ’s thread. Cheers! ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/32 "2001-01-26T05:55:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by woodstockbirdybird \* > \*\*My ass exists to be adored, and I am proud that it brings joy into the lives of those less blessed than myself. Why, if the leaders of nations would just spend a little more time each day paying attention to my hallowed booty, we could achieve world peace and end hunger. > \*\* Besides, it’d make more sense than what they’re doing now and it’d look _great_ on a flag! Think about it! Not to mention letterhead! Thanks for a sterling, quality rant. Truly eerie–cause and effect?–but I just came to the same conclusion today. (About work idiocies, not your ass, though I’m not quibbling about it.) Just that _tiniest_ bit extra that starts the landslide OUT. Damn you, **woodstockybird** , damn your eyes! Now I’m not only easing my way to something better, I’m designing logos featuring my posterior as a remembrance. Ignorance doesn’t stand a chance against forces like these. Veb ---
**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/33 "2001-01-26T06:04:58Z")
If there’s one thing I like, it’s seeing someone bitch better, longer, and more theraputically than I do. Hell, yeah, Woody! Keep tellin’ us what you think. It might help keep you sane; it will definitely help keep me sane. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677/34 "2001-01-26T06:21:14Z")
I don’t know about anyone else, but I think **My Hallowed Booty** would make a great name for a band. And **woodstock** , much as I like you? I will not be pledging allegiance to your ass. Kind of gives “Oh say can you see” a whole new meaning. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-throwing-a-tantrum-pay-attention-to-me/51677.md?page=1)