# I'm tired of making stupid mistakes and fuck my cats!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 12, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585 "2009-10-12T21:19:56Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/1 "2009-10-12T21:19:56Z")
So my cats whenever they are displeased piss on things. Now it is possible to control it but it’s a delicate balancing act. Don’t change the litter? They piss. Leave pants on the floor? They piss. Well today they got locked in my office and guess what? They pissed on my fucking computer. Some of it got inside and dripped on my GTX285 Video card, and guess what? I didn’t register it properly and so I have to buy a new one outright.
In addition to that the baby broke my iPhone. Though I didn’t do anything stupid there.
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/2 "2009-10-12T21:20:59Z")
Well I think it would be a mistake to even _try_ to fuck your cat.
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### Author:  [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/3 "2009-10-12T21:22:45Z")
> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Well I think it would be a mistake to even _try_ to fuck your cat.
Might teach it not to piss on the computer.
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/4 "2009-10-12T21:27:01Z")
> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Well I think it would be a mistake to even _try_ to fuck your cat.
There’s an app for that.
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### Author:  [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/5 "2009-10-12T21:27:14Z")
> [@mswas](#):
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> In addition to that the baby broke my iPhone. Though I didn’t do anything stupid there.
Why were you letting the baby use your phone?
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### Author:  [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/6 "2009-10-12T21:39:21Z")
You don’t happen to have a dog named Chunks, do you? 😃
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### Author:  [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/7 "2009-10-12T21:48:04Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Why were you letting the baby use your phone?
I wasn’t at the time, though I let her talk to her grandparents and stuff. She broke it by taking it none too gently off the charger while it was charging in my bedroom.
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/8 "2009-10-12T21:50:06Z")
> [@mswas](#):
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> I wasn’t at the time, though I let her talk to her grandparents and stuff. She broke it by taking it none too gently off the charger while it was charging in my bedroom.
You see I _knew_ apple chargers were a mistake waiting to happen. Any other charger subjected to the same treatment will just go ‘plonk’ and there is unlikely to be any damage.
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### Author:  [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/9 "2009-10-12T21:56:30Z")
This thread reminds me of an old saying,
**Hide the wife and grease the cats ass! It’s party time!**
Can’t remember where I heard it, though.
Probably best I don’t even try.
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/10 "2009-10-12T21:57:18Z")
> [@mswas](#):
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> So my cats whenever they are displeased piss on things.
They should register for the SDMB. They’d fit right in.
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### Author:  [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/11 "2009-10-12T21:59:06Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> They should register for the SDMB. They’d fit right in.
Zing! Take that, us!
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### Author:  [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/12 "2009-10-12T22:01:06Z")
> [@mswas](#):
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> So my cats whenever they are displeased piss on things. Now it is possible to control it but it’s a delicate balancing act. Don’t change the litter? They piss. Leave pants on the floor? They piss. Well today they got locked in my office and guess what? They pissed on my fucking computer. Some of it got inside and dripped on my GTX285 Video card, and guess what? I didn’t register it properly and so I have to buy a new one outright.
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> In addition to that the baby broke my iPhone. Though I didn’t do anything stupid there.
They “got locked” in your office? Hmmm… Munchausen much?
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### Author:  [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/13 "2009-10-12T22:10:45Z")
> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Well I think it would be a mistake to even _try_ to fuck your cat.
I was sort of wondering how a person could mistakenly fuck a cat, no matter how stupid that person was - let alone more than one. 😉
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### Author:  [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/14 "2009-10-12T22:14:25Z")
I accidentally my cat: is this bad?
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### Author:  [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/15 "2009-10-12T22:15:17Z")
> [@Ludovic](#):
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> I accidentally my cat: is this bad?
The whole cat?
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### Author:  [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/16 "2009-10-12T22:27:14Z")
> [@Malthus](#):
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> I was sort of wondering how a person could mistakenly fuck a cat, no matter how stupid that person was - let alone more than one. 😉
Once a philosopher; twice a pervert.
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### Author:  [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/17 "2009-10-12T22:30:04Z")
> [@Southern\_Yankee](#):
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> They “got locked” in your office? Hmmm… Munchausen much?
Your cats can turn doorknobs?
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### Author:  [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/18 "2009-10-12T22:32:23Z")
> [@mswas](#):
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> Your cats can turn doorknobs?
I’m a dog person. I thought cats were supposed to be smart. (I was just kidding, by the way.)
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### Author:  [@Algher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algher)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/19 "2009-10-12T22:35:18Z")
> [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](#):
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> Once a philosopher; twice a pervert.
A then its either:
A) Three times a Lady…
B) Hi Opal!
or, of course:
C) Profit!
Sorry - laughing my head off right now while in the Salt Lake City Airport using the wireless. The nice lady next to keeps looking over as the tears of laughter stream down my face.
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### Author:  [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)
#### Post date: [October 12, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-tired-of-making-stupid-mistakes-and-fuck-my-cats/513585/20 "2009-10-12T22:49:26Z")
> [@Southern\_Yankee](#):
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> I’m a dog person. I thought cats were supposed to be smart. (I was just kidding, by the way.)
When I get up with the baby in the morning I close the doors of rooms I don’t want her to go into. Oftentimes the cats are in one. This isn’t a problem if I don’t fall asleep and forget to open the door until the afternoon and my wife doesn’t either because she’d still prefer to keep the baby out of the office.
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