# "I'm Too Busy To Play This" Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [February 25, 2012, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978 "2012-02-25T18:02:16Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/241 "2012-04-03T01:37:34Z")

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Forsooth! What sort of sluggishness has possessed our fair **GoodAskthePizzaMan**?  
Is it sloth? Or skullduggery?  
What sinful distractions are possessing him to delay in his completion of his task?

/Hmmm… to pilgrimy?

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/242 "2012-04-03T01:45:25Z")

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> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#):
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> Can we just complain?
> 
> 'Cause there’s really nothing interesting on TV right at the moment.

i just watched _I Married A Witch_ with Veronica Lake and some other dude. It turns out the 5 minute clip I saw on youtube was basically the funniest parts of the movie. I’m a little disappointed. Although Lake was absolutely gorgeous. If anyone can suggest a supernatural comedy in the vein of _Blythe Spirit_ or the like, I’m all ears as I’m feeling let down right now.

(And I’m pretty sure Fox has been hyping both House and Bones which are airing new and exciting episodes tonight. Are you saying the bloom is off the rose already?)

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/243 "2012-04-03T01:46:41Z")

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> [@ToeJam](#):
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> Forsooth! What sort of sluggishness has possessed our fair **GoodAskthePizzaMan**?  
> Is it sloth? Or skullduggery?  
> What sinful distractions are possessing him to delay in his completion of his task?
> 
> /Hmmm… to pilgrimy?

Well, right now, I think he’s at work.

Hey, Orlando and the surrounding areas, get chinese for once! We need our mod back!

(I hate flood control.)

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/244 "2012-04-03T09:48:14Z")

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> [@ToeJam](#):
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> I think I’m going to pull an **Autolycus** for this game. Just because. I miss the OGs of Mafia, and he was a right crazy bastard.
> 
> So prepare yourselves. 😉

The same Autolycus that I might be aware of from CFC or the .org?

Or someone of the same name…

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**Author:** ![Visorslash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee59a6/32.png) [@Visorslash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Visorslash)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/245 "2012-04-03T09:54:32Z")

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And TWC. (Never forget.) 😛

Can’t believe that mafia is still going. It’s barely surviving.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/246 "2012-04-03T12:15:18Z")

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> [@Askthepizzaguy](#):
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> The same Autolycus that I might be aware of from CFC or the .org?
> 
> Or someone of the same name…

Dosth though not knoweth Sir Autolycus?  
Tsk.

I suppose thateth whyeth theyeth calleth “Mafia”, fair character-playing Modeth. You shall just have to figure it outeth.  
/Too lispy?

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/247 "2012-04-03T13:26:50Z")

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just a biteth

😃

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/248 "2012-04-03T16:49:49Z")

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_whistles_

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/249 "2012-04-03T18:44:54Z")

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> [@ToeJam](#):
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> Dosth though not knoweth Sir Autolycus?  
> Tsk.
> 
> I suppose thateth whyeth theyeth calleth “Mafia”, fair character-playing Modeth. You shall just have to figure it outeth.  
> /Too lispy?

So are you Roosh?

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/250 "2012-04-03T19:18:51Z")

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Do you think this game will ever start, I have itchy fingers. So to cheer you lot up, there is a new South African band called KONGOS and the song is called “I’m Only Joking” and it’s free outside of SA. The chorus really describes most of us Mafia Players. It’s on You Tube.

I would be interested if you downloaded it, I think Peeks needs it too lol, lots of drums, the chorus is what ya all need to hear

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/251 "2012-04-03T19:24:46Z")

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I may or may not be able to confirm or deny the receipt or failure to receive a role.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/252 "2012-04-03T19:54:59Z")

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> [@Astral\_Rejection](#):
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> I may or may not be able to confirm or deny the receipt or failure to receive a role.

Me neither, but…

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/253 "2012-04-03T20:33:12Z")

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> [@Astral\_Rejection](#):
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> I may or may not be able to confirm or deny the receipt or failure to receive a role.

Thanks for playing in my silly FB game, it was appreciated.

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**Author:** ![Astral\_Rejection](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/258eb7/32.png) [@Astral\_Rejection](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astral_Rejection)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/254 "2012-04-03T22:28:29Z")

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It was fun! I’ll still host one for you guys after this one ends.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/255 "2012-04-03T22:28:42Z")

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> [@Silver\_Jan](#):
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> So are you Roosh?

Whoeth ist doth Ro0sh?

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**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/256 "2012-04-04T01:51:26Z")

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You know what we should do to pass the time? Play a game of mafia.

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**Author:** ![Weedy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/weedy/32/301_2.png) [@Weedy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weedy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/257 "2012-04-04T05:11:51Z")

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> [@PetW](#):
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> You know what we should do to pass the time? Play a game of mafia.

13 player vanilla game only takes 6 days.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Jan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@Silver\_Jan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Jan)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/258 "2012-04-04T05:54:35Z")

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> [@Weedy](#):
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> 13 player vanilla game only takes 6 days.

I’m in 🙂

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**Author:** ![Scathach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Scathach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scathach)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/259 "2012-04-04T08:26:44Z")

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Ooh, ooh! I’ll play!

\*\* vote PetW \*\*

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**Author:** ![Askthepizzaguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askthepizzaguy/32/9405_2.png) [@Askthepizzaguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askthepizzaguy)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2012, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-busy-to-play-this-mafia/613978/260 "2012-04-04T09:04:25Z")

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Hardy har har.

Anyway, here are the rest of the PMs. Sending…

If I can’t finish them all, and pass out, my apologies. My two weeks of working straight are nearly over. Man this is bullshit.

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