# I'm Too Old For This 5h1t - a Venting MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 8, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115 "2013-04-08T00:00:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/241 "2013-04-11T16:20:51Z")
n/m Ooh! Shiny! ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/242 "2013-04-11T16:23:13Z")
I am having a blast on the Dope today, I am trying to find out from a White Supremacist if I am “White”. Gotta love the Dope.😃 Happy Thorsday all I’ll be back **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/243 "2013-04-11T16:32:53Z")
**{{{drew}}}** We’re big on hugs in the MMP. Grilled chikin sallit N.O.L. is et. Nummy! Back to irk stuff I reckon. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/244 "2013-04-11T16:36:49Z")
still blurfing around ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/245 "2013-04-11T16:41:37Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > I am having a blast on the Dope today, > > I am trying to find out from a White Supremacist if I am “White”. Gotta love the Dope.😃 Gimme a link, we’ll see what he thinks about guys who converted to Christ Killer. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/246 "2013-04-11T16:42:56Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > I am trying to find out from a White Supremacist if I am “White”. Gotta love the Dope.😃 > **Jim** Take a look at your family crest. If it’s mayonnaise on white bread sans crust then, you’re white. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/247 "2013-04-11T16:44:57Z")
I keep fooling around because I don’t want to get back to my taxes. I may as well just bite the bullet and get them done. ---
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/248 "2013-04-11T16:50:40Z")
> [@Jynxster](#): > > I have a deep and utter loathing for PowerPoint right now. I feel that way for all MS Office products save excel, which I can actually use for more then five minutes without wanting to throw my computer through a window ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/249 "2013-04-11T16:52:01Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Gimme a link, we’ll see what he thinks about guys who converted to Christ Killer. 🙂 Can’t I am on the stoopit tablet, but we are over in GD in the anti racist=anti white, come on over and bring the Hebrew Hammer. :eek:😃 page 6 will get you up to speed. \*\*{{{Niner}}}}} Jim\*\* ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/250 "2013-04-11T16:56:49Z")
Back from lunch and erranding. I got stuff for tonight’s supper, so yay! I moved my sprinkler, but I think I broke it - it won’t oscillate any more. When I’m done watering (I don’t need it to oscillate at the moment) I’ll take it apart and see what’s what. I hate those cheap Chinese-made products, but I can’t seem to find anything else around here. ☹ I can’t bring myself to be amused by White Supremacists - I find them too pathetic for words… ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/251 "2013-04-11T17:03:26Z")
**MoooooM** , The only reason it is any fun is that the guy who started the thread was pretending he wanted ammo against WS. Ruse didn’t last long and the Calvary came in. Anyhoo **Jim** ETA First on 6 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/252 "2013-04-11T17:39:11Z")
**Jim** are you white yet? I am on pins and needles here! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Jynxster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jynxster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jynxster)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/253 "2013-04-11T17:41:22Z")
> [@Sario](#): > > I feel that way for all MS Office products save excel, which I can actually use for more then five minutes without wanting to throw my computer through a window Oh no. Excel has the number two spot on my hit list. Visio is number 3. I have just spent the last month creating spreadsheets that go with the powerpoint presentation that go with the visio flow chart and I am utterly cross-eyed. I keep finding tiny errors that force me to go thru all 66 slides, 38 tabs and 3 really long flow charts and fix something on each one of them. ARRGGH. \. I have to present this to my boss on Tuesday but give her a preview book of stuff today. I has no brain left only sludge. And **Sticky,** I don’t even know what that software you refered to is/does? But whatever it is, I hate it too, just for you. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/254 "2013-04-11T18:02:39Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **Jim** are you white yet? I am on pins and needles here! 😃 It’s those G-ddamned Lithuanians, is what is the problem! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/255 "2013-04-11T18:08:55Z")
Dishwasher has been emptied and reloaded. I’ve got a cuke-onion salad marinating in the fridge for supper. Poke BBQ is thawed. I should probably run the vacuum cleaner in the dining room, since a certain canine likes to bring leaves in off the deck and chew them into pieces by the sliding glass door… But first, I’m having a sody break. I had to close the house and turn on the air again - it was 80° in here! Come back, spring!!! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/256 "2013-04-11T18:10:24Z")
> [@sahirrnee](#): > > I take it your Sunday Service is communing with nature as opposed to sitting on a pew. Or he’s a really REALLY devout Baptist who enjoys mixing worship and pleasure? > [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > I am having a blast on the Dope today, > > I am trying to find out from a White Supremacist if I am “White”. Gotta love the Dope.😃 According to Mississippi law back when Grandpap first got here, we’re “other”/“Asian”. Well, I will grant them that Siberia is in Asia more than it is Europe but ---------. (Don’t laugh - it was a big deal being labeled “other” back then and one of the reasons why his second time coming here he came through Canada. And why he would tolerate no ignorance from his children even if it was accepted back then. Hard to ignore that boot once its left a print on your neck.) ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/257 "2013-04-11T18:15:48Z")
… and the dining room has been vacuumed. Go me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/258 "2013-04-11T18:29:26Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > … and the dining room has been vacuumed. Go me! 😃 Did you move the chairs and vacuum all the way under the table? Did you vacuum under the china cabinet as well? :dubious: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/259 "2013-04-11T18:37:05Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Did you move the chairs and vacuum all the way under the table? Did you vacuum under the china cabinet as well? I see why Rosie wants you in her household. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/260 "2013-04-11T18:41:28Z")
WS dude is being evasive as to my lineage, I think the wee bit of Native American blood is a problem. I will get an answer outta him. This is what I love about the Dope, we close ranks and beat these folks like so many baby seals. :eek: **Jim** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115.md?page=14)