# I'm Too Old For This 5h1t - a Venting MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 8, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115 "2013-04-08T00:00:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/261 "2013-04-11T18:46:47Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > WS dude is being evasive as to my lineage, I think the wee bit of Native American blood is a problem. I will get an answer outta him. > > This is what I love about the Dope, we close ranks and beat these folks like so many baby seals. :eek: > > **Jim** Why do you hate America? ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/262 "2013-04-11T18:53:49Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Why do you hate America? SSSSH I am hunting wabbits, white wabbits. Seriously I want to defect to Canada šŸ˜ƒ **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/263 "2013-04-11T18:57:16Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Seriously I want to defect to Canada You asking for bus fare? Iā€™ve got twenty bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/264 "2013-04-11T19:08:12Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > You asking for bus fare? > Iā€™ve got twenty bucks. I could get to Little Rock on that, we could have lunch at Sticky Fingerz šŸ˜ƒ **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/265 "2013-04-11T19:19:53Z")
Iā€™m not real sure, but I think **flytrap** and **Jim** have a date? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/266 "2013-04-11T19:30:13Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Iā€™m not real sure, but I think **flytrap** and **Jim** have a date? Nah, you and I are going to sandbag him and mail him to Guam. Bring a large box, Iā€™ll bring the tape. Weā€™re gonna need a lot of stamps, too. If each of you would send 46 cents to my Pal Pay account we can probably do it. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/267 "2013-04-11T19:41:15Z")
The power went off at work today. Fun stuff. Also, when I was leaving, I realized that I didnā€™t know where my scarf was. After looking for it for a while, I found it.\* Around my neck. \*I canā€™t believe how smart I am sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/268 "2013-04-11T19:49:57Z")
I am taking home various things to make into tempura in a deep fryer. Anyone have any recipes for the soy sauce based dipping sauce? Smart Aleā€¦I mean, Swampy? Soy sauce, rice wine, ginger, sugar and garlic, perhaps. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/269 "2013-04-11T20:03:55Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > Did you move the chairs and vacuum all the way under the table? Did you vacuum under the china cabinet as well? :dubious: > > šŸ˜› I moved the chairs as required to get up the bits of chewed leaves. There arenā€™t any leaves under the china hutch. šŸ˜› \*\*FCD \*\*is out Harleying. He installed a new seat yesterday - one with more back support - and he wants get used to it. As long as heā€™s not trying to get me to go alongā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/270 "2013-04-11T20:04:04Z")
God Iā€™m tired today. Is it five oā€™clock yet? ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/271 "2013-04-11T20:04:30Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Nah, you and I are going to sandbag him and mail him to Guam. > Bring a large box, Iā€™ll bring the tape. > > Weā€™re gonna need a lot of stamps, too. > If each of you would send 46 cents to my Pal Pay account we can probably do it. Guam sounds nice, I weigh in at about 165lb/75kg and am 5ā€™9"/175cm tall so the box doesnā€™t have to be too big and the cost should be minimal. šŸ˜ƒ **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/272 "2013-04-11T20:06:21Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > The power went off at work today. Fun stuff. > > Also, when I was leaving, I realized that I didnā€™t know where my scarf was. After looking for it for a while, I found it.\* Around my neck. \*I canā€™t believe how smart I am sometimes. Donā€™t feel bad. Iā€™ve been known to panic about whether I had my keys with me. While driving. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/273 "2013-04-11T20:26:49Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Guam sounds nice, I weigh in at about 165lb/75kg and am 5ā€™9"/175cm tall so the box doesnā€™t have to be too big and the cost should be minimal. šŸ˜ƒ > > **Jim** Donā€™t worry, we are [prepared.](http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html) šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/274 "2013-04-11T20:39:57Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > Donā€™t worry, we are [prepared.](http://www.ups.com/content/us/en/resources/ship/packaging/guidelines/animals.html) > šŸ™‚ Cool, I looked and I am not on the banned from transport list. Sweet I am going to Guam. **Jim of Guam** šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/275 "2013-04-11T20:46:02Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Cool, I looked and I am not on the banned from transport list. Sweet I am going to Guam. Gonna destroy Guam, too? ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/276 "2013-04-11T20:46:28Z")
Iā€™m currently typing up what is probably the weirdest phone sex scene\* ever written. Yes, at work. - actually, thatā€™s probably not true. But itā€™s pretty odd. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/277 "2013-04-11T20:53:10Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Cool, I looked and I am not on the banned from transport list. Sweet I am going to Guam. > > **Jim of Guam** šŸ˜ƒ [FoghornLeghorn=]That boyā€™s as strong as an ox, and just about as smart.[/FoghornLeghorn] ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/278 "2013-04-11T21:03:04Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > Iā€™m currently typing up what is probably the weirdest phone sex scene\* ever written. Keep it away from Mom and Rosie! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/279 "2013-04-11T21:03:50Z")
Home from an early dindin. OYKW has paperirk to deal with so we met and et early and now heā€™s at his place to deal, poor thing. **flytrap** should I get the tape that says ā€œfragile handle with careā€ all over it or the one with little pink and purple hearts? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/280 "2013-04-11T21:05:56Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > **flytrap** should I get the tape that says ā€œfragile handle with careā€ all over it or the one with little pink and purple hearts? Well, we sure donā€™t want ā€œFragile handle with careā€. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115.md?page=15)