# I'm Too Old For This 5h1t - a Venting MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [April 8, 2013, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115 "2013-04-08T00:00:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Sario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sario/32/18580_2.png) [@Sario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sario)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/301 "2013-04-11T23:54:33Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > The phone sex scene is typed up. It’s kinda hot. I need to write the follow up scene tonight and I still need to transcribe the short story I dictated. You really must share with us. Or just with me. Your choice:D ---
**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2013, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/302 "2013-04-11T23:56:16Z")
I’ll read it **ShinyCat** ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/303 "2013-04-12T00:04:41Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Hum, phone sex and dictation, all sounds good at **Shiny Cat** manor:) Oh, no, the dictated story is much creepier. Its GREAT. If, y’know, you’re completely screwed up in the head. Like me. I have a few people beta-reading the story the phone sex is in (I’m still writing it, but it’s almost at 50k words now.) The phone sex probably doesn’t make sense out of context (… look, I write weird things, alright?) ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/304 "2013-04-12T00:31:36Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > Oh, no, the dictated story is much creepier. Its GREAT. If, y’know, you’re completely screwed up in the head. Like me. > > I have a few people beta-reading the story the phone sex is in (I’m still writing it, but it’s almost at 50k words now.) The phone sex probably doesn’t make sense out of context (… look, I write weird things, alright?) I was just happy to be able to use phone sex and dic(k)tation in a sentence together.😃 Would love to read your stuff Cheers **Jim the Destroyer of Guam and wager of war against Stormfront or JtDoGaWoWaS** That is getting a bit wordy, ya think ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/305 "2013-04-12T00:32:17Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > God I’m tired today. Is it five o’clock yet? It’s always 5 o’clock [somewhere](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU)! > [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Cool, I looked and I am not on the banned from transport list. Sweet I am going to Guam. > > **Jim of Guam** 😃 - Prohibited Live Animals Live Animals that are prohibited from being shipped and are not accepted for transportation include, but are not limited to: **Mammals (All)**\* So, **Cap’n Destroyer** , just zactly what species are you??? It’s 54° with winds in the teens, or 30° + wind chill less than two days ugo. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/306 "2013-04-12T00:35:50Z")
> [@Silver\_Tyger](#): > > The phone sex scene is typed up. It’s kinda hot. I need to write the follow up scene tonight and I still need to transcribe the short story I dictated. “Oh, baby.” “Oh my dear, you turn me onnn!” “It’s wonderful that we’re both Dopers.” “Ohhhh yeahhhh…” “Let’s - let’s role-play some of the stuff from that thread about fetishes!” “ooooooh sssexxxy!” 😛 (I hope I won’t get kicked off the board for writing something off-colour.) ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Capt\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/307 "2013-04-12T00:48:32Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > It’s always 5 o’clock [somewhere](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPCjC543llU)! > > - > > Prohibited Live Animals > Live Animals that are prohibited from being shipped and are not accepted for transportation include, but are not limited to: > **Mammals (All)**\* > > So, **Cap’n Destroyer** , just zactly what species are you??? > It’s 54° with winds in the teens, or 30° + wind chill less than two days ugo. ☹ Sorry that information is above your pay grade Or I cannot read, whichever is more likely **Jim** ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/308 "2013-04-12T02:02:05Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > **Jim the Bringer of Giant Spiders to Jawja** If the wildlife is meant for Jawja, the brown tree snakes would be a better bet. Just sayin. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/309 "2013-04-12T02:17:01Z")
One of our fur machines has been dosed with magic cheese\* in preparation for the big storm and even possible tornados we’re supposed to get tonight. So far, just a sprinkle. - nothin’ says lovin’ like a Xanax stuffed in a piece of Velveeta. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/310 "2013-04-12T02:37:04Z")
> [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > SSSSH I am hunting wabbits, white wabbits. Seriously I want to defect to Canada 😃 > > **Jim** BUY LAND! Unless things have greatly changed, you do not not not want to be an unlanded immigrant in Canada. 😛 > [@Capt\_Kirk](#): > > Cool, I looked and I am not on the banned from transport list. Sweet I am going to Guam. > > **Jim of Guam** 😃 I have a lot of pull in Georgia (ours, not Swampy’s) in case you ever need it. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/311 "2013-04-12T03:19:00Z")
I did not work all day today. I will pay for it tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/312 "2013-04-12T08:58:12Z")
Blurf. Woke up too early. Last day for studying. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/313 "2013-04-12T10:04:44Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 70 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 79 and a chance of rain. It did rain overnight and stormed some. Supposed to do the same today, Sunday and Monday. We shall see. Y’all may ship all the spiders and snakes you wish to the Republic of Jawja. 😃 Ok, that’s all I got for now. Time to feed rumbly tummy and alas, purtification for irk must commence soon. At least it’s Firday. Happy Firday Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/314 "2013-04-12T10:22:15Z")
Taz is back on _The List_. \*\*FCD \*\*is off today, so I could have slept in. But, \*noooooooooo \*- the idiot cat decides he needs to pee on the robe that I left piled on the floor, and I was awakened by the sound of him trying to “bury” his shame. Fortunately, the robe appears to have absorbed it all, so I flung it, and the T-shirt that was under it, down the stairs to be laundered later today. Then I tried to go back to bed, but between said cat thinking he deserved skritches and Higgs starting to whine in her crate, plus a killer stiff neck, I just gave up. The cat box has been cleaned (not the reason he chose my robe, since the box was pretty clean anyway) and the dog has been fed. It cooled beautifully overnight, but no rain yet. There’s a 90% chance of rain/t-storms this morning, but according to the radar, it’s still pretty far out. We shall see. A guy is coming over today to give us a price on grinding the stumps left behind after we had a bunch of trees and giant shrubs removed. Depending on what he quotes, I may call someone else for another estimate. It’ll be 18-20 stumps - a couple may be too close to other trees, so we shall see. Other than that, we’ll just kinda wing it today. Hard to make plans when the weather is iffy. I do hope we can take our trash and recycling, tho - it’s starting to pile up. The recycling, that is. We don’t generate a lot of garbage, but with deliveries, there are a number of boxes in the garage. Thus beginneth my day - Happy Firday!! ---
**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/315 "2013-04-12T10:31:51Z")
My multivitamin is making me nauseous again. I felt sick all day yesterday from this. I do believe I shall skip tomorrow’s vitamin. Ugh, morning nausea. Reason #485 why I never want to catch the baby disease. Speaking of, anyone heard from \*\*Apes \*\*lately? ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/316 "2013-04-12T10:56:14Z")
it’s rainy and it’s gonna stay that way all frickin’ day ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/317 "2013-04-12T11:00:40Z")
The rain just started here - I hope it lasts a while - the lawn could use a drink. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/318 "2013-04-12T11:31:56Z")
I’m hopin’ for more rain here as well. I mean, I’m at irk so it might as well be gloomy and rainy. 😃 I may make an earlyish day of it dependin’ on how well it goes with some stuff I need to get done. Still an amazin’ lack of whineage due to the LWOP situation. Maybe the figure it’s best not to poke da bear. ---
**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/319 "2013-04-12T11:34:07Z")
> [@swampbear](#): > > I may make an earlyish day of it dependin’ on how well it goes with some stuff I need to get done. You might want to ask **flytrap’s** permission first. ;)😛 ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2013, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115/320 "2013-04-12T11:41:13Z")
> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#): > > You might want to ask **flytrap’s** permission first. ;)😛 Not necessary because I still have to uybay ethay ealingsay apetay ecessarynay otay ipshay imjay otay amguay. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-old-for-this-5h1t-a-venting-mmp/655115.md?page=17)