# I'm too sexy for this board **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 7, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782 "2000-04-07T04:11:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/1 "2000-04-08T00:28:00Z")
I was looking in the mirror, today and then it hit me, as I came to the realization damn! I really look good. I know there are millions and millions of people that wish they could look as good as I do, but they are just living in a dream as I am reality. As I speak there is a line of women outside my house ready to get laid with me. It’s now becoming night-time and that’s prime-time for my bedroom behavior. In conclusion i’m too sexy for this boeard. * * * Happy to not be a virgin! ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/2 "2000-04-08T00:32:00Z")
Apparently too sexy to spell and punctuate as well! 🙂 * * * Yours truly, aha ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/3 "2000-04-08T00:38:00Z")
Go away, **bedboy**. ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/4 "2000-04-08T00:42:00Z")
Quote: Happy to not be a virgin??? You know masturbation doesn’t count don’t you? :rolleyes: * * * Thanks for the smile this morning. How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know? Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please _~~ originally posted by GolfWidow_ ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/5 "2000-04-08T00:45:00Z")
I’m not bedboy and I don’t need to masterbate. * * * Happy to not be a virgin! ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/6 "2000-04-08T00:51:00Z")
You spelled “sucko” wrong. And those aren’t girls. * * * This is getting hard. Somebody relieve me. (A Wallian exclamation) ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/7 "2000-04-08T00:58:00Z")
He spelled masturbate wrong too. That’s what you get for typing with one hand. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/8 "2000-04-08T01:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Mr Socko: > \*\*I’m not bedboy and I don’t need to masterbate. > > \*\* I don’t need to masterbate either. I enjoy it. ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/9 "2000-04-08T01:48:00Z")
Michael Masterson at it again I see. DNFTT * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/10 "2000-04-08T02:00:00Z")
Awww, poor little Mr. Socko. He has no idea how to talk to a woman. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/11 "2000-04-07T04:11:00Z")
Maybe Mr. Socko is really a sock puppet that bedboy plays with? * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/12 "2000-04-07T04:21:00Z")
I’m too sexy for this board. Too sexy for this board. But it’s all in my gourd. I’m too sexy for SD. Too sexy for SD. Take a good look at me. I’m too sexy for Unca Cece! Too sexy for Unca Cece! No way I’m fighting ignorance… I’m Mr. Socko, ya know what I mean? And I like to troll all the dopers, All the dopers. All the dopers. I show my delusions of grandeur to the dopers… I’m too sexy for Chrome Toaster. Too sexy for Chrome Toaster. I’m the sexiest poster! And I’m too sexy for UncleBeer. Too sexy for UncleBeer. (And we’ve had it to here!) I’m Mr. Socko, ya know what I mean? And I like to troll all the dopers, All the dopers. All the dopers. I flaunt my Napoleon complex to the dopers. I’m too sexy for this flame! * * * Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/13 "2000-04-07T05:20:00Z")
I thought I would bump this up cause i’m so sexy and I am the sexiest man that ever lived. * * * Happy to not be a virgin! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/14 "2000-04-07T08:24:00Z")
Goll Durnit Neuro, now you’ve made me say it again: **you rock, woman!** And Sock Spanker? Enjoy your remaining two days of fun. Then it’s off to Hotmail again for another (jayburner25/bedboy34/Masterson12) e-mail account. _Boooooooooring!_ * * * **Defect borg: _“Refutile is sistance. Your ass will be simulated”._** * * * **WallyM7** on Coldfire: _ **"Yeah, he knows a little about everything because they have a good prison library."** _ ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/15 "2000-04-07T12:42:00Z")
Coldfire, at the risk of keeping this up on top longer, you’re missing Michael M, Michael Ma, Yamen Runner, 2Sexy4MyComputer, M2Lepton, and Rollin’ a Bone, as well as others I’m sure I’m forgetting. Either we are being invaded by an army of obnoxious juveniles, or this guy is simply obsessed with annoying the Hell out of the entire SDMB. The effort he puts into it, kinda makes you wonder… ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Socko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mr\_Socko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Socko)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/16 "2000-04-07T19:56:00Z")
\ * * * Happy to not be a virgin! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/17 "2000-04-08T02:39:00Z")
_I am the sexiest man that ever lived._ You’re Mel Gibson? Hey, everyone, Mel Gibson posts to the SDMB! _ **Ah, for a \** _ ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/18 "2000-04-08T03:25:00Z")
I’m still giggling over neuro-trash grrrl’s little ditty. You go girl! * * * Shadowfox “The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/19 "2000-04-08T13:25:00Z")
Um, excuse me–excuse me, excuse me, if I could just get through here, please…? Thanks! Boy, it’s crowded in here. Say, if all you nice folks are done bashing the newbie, I’d like to talk to him for a minute, if ya don’t mind? Great! 🙂 Say, **Socko,** you don’t happen to know where I could get a picture of a naked female centaur, do you? I am totally serious, I am not pulling your leg. A recently departed Doper once posted a picture of same, but it was unfortunately deleted by the non-art-loving moderator before I could get a handle on where it came from. Darn! ☹ I know there’s supposed to be a way you can click on a graphic to find out its URL, but I’m frankly quite computer-challenged, and when I came back from looking it up and went back to try something, it was gone. I’ve been giving the old Google a real workout (so to speak), but when I put in “naked female centaur”, it just spits out thousands of hits that don’t have anything to do with it. So, do you have any ideas? I am not kidding, I am totally serious. It’s been driving me crazy. I want to print it out and put it up on my locker and tell everybody it’s somebody I met in a chat room. It was some kind of fantasy art, computer art. Google keeps sending me to “serious” art sites. * * * “Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782/20 "2000-04-08T20:32:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Say, Socko, you don’t happen to know where I could get a picture of a naked female centaur, do you? What is a naked female centaur? if you don’t mind. * * * If at first you don’t succeed you’re about average. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-sexy-for-this-board/15782.md?page=2)