# I'm Too Stupid, In the style of Right Said Fred **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897 "2001-10-11T21:23:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/1 "2001-10-11T21:23:37Z")
I’m too stupid for this board Too stupid for this board Forum titles deceive me I’m too stupid for a search Too stupid for a search When I think it hur-urts And I’m too stupid for JillGat Too stupid for JillGat David B and Manhattan And I’m too stupid for GD Too stupid for GD No way I dare debating I’m a trollboy you know what I mean And I write my little post just to flame you Yeah just to flame you, Just to flame you yeah I write my little post just to flame you And I’m too stupid for this post… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/2 "2001-10-11T21:26:23Z")
I love you, **Manservant**. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/3 "2001-10-11T21:29:13Z")
The Baby Jesus is laughing his ass off. ---
**Author:** ![porcupine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ac91a4/32.png) [@porcupine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/porcupine)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/4 "2001-10-11T21:31:02Z")
**Manservant** , would you mind performing this on the beach at DTF? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/5 "2001-10-11T21:53:16Z")
To hell with the beach at DTF! I want to see this on the webcam! MPG, baybee! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/6 "2001-10-11T22:18:42Z")
I propose that, for the rest of his time of the SDMB, **Manservant Hecubus** be henceforth refered to as Trollboy. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/7 "2001-10-11T23:18:21Z")
Fweeeee I’m already either **Mr. Cynical, Portnoy, Manservant Hecubus, Manservant Cynical, Mr. Portnoy,** and any other combination you can come up with. Anagrams disallowed. ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/8 "2001-10-12T00:26:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\* > Anagrams disallowed. \*\* Aww…you mean I can’t call you SATAN CUM BRUSH EVEN? You’re no fun. Rose ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/9 "2001-10-12T00:49:35Z")
I think “Even Satan Brush Cum” would be better… ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2001, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-too-stupid-in-the-style-of-right-said-fred/86897/10 "2001-10-12T01:36:07Z")
I fuckin’ love you guys.