# I'm totally wacked out on drugs! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199 "2005-04-20T06:31:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/1 "2005-04-20T06:31:23Z")
Well, I’ve never posted drunk, but right now I’m totally stoned. And for some reason I think you people would like to know. Hee. ---
**Author:** ![Sarah\_Woodruff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df788c/32.png) [@Sarah\_Woodruff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarah_Woodruff)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/2 "2005-04-20T08:16:19Z")
Look Alice! Pink spiders on the ceiling! 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/3 "2005-04-20T08:33:49Z")
“One night I was smoking _dope_. I looked at my hand and I saw that I had eleven fingers. One of these fingers fell from my hand. It crawled across the floor Up on my shelf Inside my piggy bank And _stole my stash!_ He stole my stash! He stole my stash!” - Hawkwind, “Reefer Madness” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/4 "2005-04-20T10:54:53Z")
“One side of _what?_ The other side of _what?_” Shoehorn butterhorse. (The pseagulf gnose urah sierpinski. Unlocke the gate and inter the guarden.) Oh, never mind. I doubt you’re _that_ stoned. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![PetW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@PetW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetW)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/5 "2005-04-20T11:13:28Z")
Happy 4:20 everybody. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/6 "2005-04-20T11:43:15Z")
Drosting punk is fun seomtemis. Teh kesy gte lla bullyr adn it gtse hradre adn hradre to ese tehm, os yuro wrosd sartt to lkol fnuyn. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/7 "2005-04-20T13:05:32Z")
Danged beatniks, all hepped-up on goofballs . . . ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/8 "2005-04-20T13:11:45Z")
You mean today isn’t Tie-Dye & Bob Marley Day? Huh, whodda thunk? ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/9 "2005-04-20T13:13:27Z")
One pill makes you larger, the other makes you small…Go ask Alice(inwunderland) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/10 "2005-04-20T14:38:26Z")
Until you need a monkey butler the whacking isn’t total. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/11 "2005-04-20T14:42:34Z")
> [@PetW](#): > > Happy 4:20 everybody. I already have my post-work celebrations planned. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/12 "2005-04-20T15:58:16Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Until you need a monkey butler the whacking isn’t total. Thank you for that very disturbing visual. Yes, my mind is in the gutter. Why do you ask? 😃 Happy 4:20, **Alice** ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/13 "2005-04-20T16:12:30Z")
MONKEY HATE CLEAN!! Sorry. That may not be funny to anyone but me. But for celebrants, it’ll be funny _later_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/14 "2005-04-20T16:17:58Z")
I’m just waiting for you all to get the munchies… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/15 "2005-04-20T16:40:28Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > I’m just waiting for you all to get the munchies… 😃 Yeah, and when you do, you’ll all realize that no one remembered to bring the snacks! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/16 "2005-04-20T16:46:25Z")
Pfft. Precisely why I keep a box of Swiss Cake Rolls in the car. I may be stoned, but I’ve still got enough brain power to think ahead. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/17 "2005-04-20T16:54:15Z")
“I’m gonna throw it out the window (someday!) Give away my cocaine Bust my spikes and flush a million mics of acid right down the drain And we’ll be makin’ it natural But don’t you ask me how It’s the cause of all my sorrow but I think I’ll start tomorrow 'Cos I sure could use a hit right now!” Shel Silverstein via Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show - “Makin’ It Natural” ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/18 "2005-04-20T16:56:29Z")
Now let us see what fits into your pants! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/19 "2005-04-20T17:09:22Z")
Hey, **Alice** , look where that gets you: [Rehab!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=311945) (Hey, if you can’t goof on yourself, who CAN you goof on? And don’t worry, it wasn’t pot that got me here:)). E. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/20 "2005-04-20T17:15:56Z")
Heh. Dave’s not here, man! Figures - I’m down to the seeds and stems today. :mad: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199.md?page=2)