# I'm totally wacked out on drugs! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 20, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199 "2005-04-20T06:31:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![5que](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/3bc359/32.png) [@5que](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5que)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/21 "2005-04-20T17:30:07Z")
Damn Hippies! And Damn Dirty Apes! _(re: Monkey Butler)_ ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/22 "2005-04-20T17:30:22Z")
“Now you have morning glory seeds, nutmeg, LSD, model airplane glue, methedrine, benzedrine, dexedrine, someone said banana peels wil do… Let’s just say the use of these various hallucinogens Was somehow no longer a legal misdeed ‘Cos man, I still think there ought to be _some_ sort of law About possession of nothin’ but twigs and seeds. 'Cos really, Twigs and seeds, twigs and seeds They sure don’t deliver the punch that this old head needs!” -Jesse Winchester, “Twigs And Seeds” ---
**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/23 "2005-04-20T17:45:21Z")
Silly dopers. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/24 "2005-04-20T17:48:39Z")
\*\* 😛 Happy 4:20! 😛 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/25 "2005-04-20T17:49:59Z")
What, no smiley art?? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/26 "2005-04-20T18:17:08Z")
I’ve always thought it would be the ultimate in chutpah to sell a “legal drugs” pack in a head shop containing several packs of poppy seeds, some Maximum Strength Robotussin, some nutmeg, some energy drinks, and some Everclear. I mean, they’re all legal! Me, I don’t post a lot while under the influence, but when I do, it’s usually massively idiotic, yet at the same time completely stupid. Now, hunting for jobs online is something I do in that state, and it’s hard as heck to remember anything about the companies when they call me back. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/27 "2005-04-20T18:23:45Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > What, no smiley art?? ☹ I was going for minimalist, but here you go: ::p: ::p: oooooo ::p: ::p: oooooo ::p: ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ooo ::p: ::p: ooo ::p: ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: oo ::p: ::p: oo ::p: ::p: oooo ::p: ::p: ::p: ooo ::p: ::p: o ::p: ::p: o ::p: ::p: ooo ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: oo ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: oo ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: o ::p: o ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ::p: ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/28 "2005-04-20T18:55:01Z")
This is why I love you, man. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/29 "2005-04-20T19:21:50Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Yeah, and when you do, you’ll all realize that no one remembered to bring the snacks! That is why I always have some Pocky on hand. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/30 "2005-04-20T19:41:02Z")
"You duck into an alleyway, thinking ‘Maybe I can cop a j and get back before the boss finds out I’m gone!’ Remembering the Golden Rule, you look both ways, make sure it’s cool And when there ain’t a soul for miles around You clutch your baggie full of weed, and careful not to spill a seed You roll a joint as big as Baltimore! And as you take that first big drag in A helicopter drops a paddy wagon And guess who’s standin’ smilin’ by the door? It’s your friendly neighborhood narco agent Friendly neighborhood narco man Courtesy of your local FBI When you find out that the freak you trusted Is the fink who got you busted Well twenty years is a long time to stay on the ground!" - Jef Jaisun, “Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent” ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/31 "2005-04-20T19:48:01Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > This is why I love you, man. 🙂 Heh, there should be a _lot_ of lovin’ going on today. 🆒 Why, oh, why am I at work today? :smack: ☹😉 ---
**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/32 "2005-04-20T19:51:18Z")
Well I don’t know about the US, but in the rest of the world April 20th is mostly remembered for being Hitler’s birthday. I don’t think it’s a date that we need to congratulate each other about… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/33 "2005-04-20T20:01:04Z")
> [@faldureon](#): > > Well I don’t know about the US, but in the rest of the world April 20th is mostly remembered for being Hitler’s birthday. I don’t think it’s a date that we need to congratulate each other about… Hey, hey, look on the bright side, buzzkill! 🆒 Seriously, though, if you’re going to commemorate the day for anything, I think it is better spent in this spirit of sharing and brotherly love. And I honestly didn’t know it was Hitler’s birthday until you told me. Senor Wences, Benny Hill, and Bram Stoker all died on April 20. I think Benny would want us to have a good time in his honor. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/34 "2005-04-20T20:03:31Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > Senor Wences, Benny Hill, and Bram Stoker all died on April 20. . . . While engaged in the most bizarre three-way _ever_. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/35 "2005-04-20T20:07:51Z")
It’s also my parents’ anniversary. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/36 "2005-04-20T20:25:01Z")
I was aiming for it to be mine, but missed the date. We forgot. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/37 "2005-04-20T20:56:18Z")
Dis reminds me of a story… One of my friends went to a Sean Lennon concert one time. Apparently a cornucopia of drugs was used freely and openly at this concert. As a result the air was very _thick_. Now, said friend did not participate in the drug use, but inhaled quite a lot of secondhand smoke. She thinks it was mostly pot, but there must have been something else in that smoke, because she said when she came home, the LED display on the microwave started crawling up the wall. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/38 "2005-04-20T21:03:39Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Yeah, and when you do, you’ll all realize that no one remembered to bring the snacks! Snacks, hell. I’m making myself a gourmet dinner tonight for extra enjoyment. Wild king salmon topped with a pear-peppercorn sauce, fresh green beans with lemon and almonds, and a twice-baked Yukon Gold potato (haven’t decided on the cheese yet: possibly mizithra). Pinot noir to drink. Wanna come over? You’re welcome… to watch me eat my delicious dinner. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/39 "2005-04-20T21:04:54Z")
Mmm … twice baked. Just like me. 😃 I am ordering a gourmet meal from the Italian restaurant down the street. I don’t have to cook it, and they’ll bring it right to my door. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/40 "2005-04-20T21:24:42Z")
Oooh, great idea! Bianca’s from down the street is the shiz and they deliver and they have a triple chocolate fudge mousse chocolate-chip-encrusted cake with chocolate on top and chocolate sauce! Oh, and Italian food, too. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199.md?page=3)