# I'm totally wacked out on drugs!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2005, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199 "2005-04-20T06:31:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/41 "2005-04-20T21:29:44Z")

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> [@Eve](#):
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> . . . While engaged in the most bizarre three-way _ever_.

_snort_

Was the thumb/hand puppet girl allowed to join in? “S’alright?” “S’alright.”

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**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/42 "2005-04-20T21:58:03Z")

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Somehow I don’t think this thread would go over so well if it were “I totally just killed a guy!”

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/43 "2005-04-20T22:08:19Z")

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> [@caphis](#):
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> Somehow I don’t think this thread would go over so well if it were “I totally just killed a guy!”

Well, _duh_. You don’t honestly think getting high and murder are morally equivalent, do you?

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**Author:** ![Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/13edae/32.png) [@Cornelius\_Tuggerson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cornelius_Tuggerson)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/44 "2005-04-20T22:20:15Z")

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> [@Draelin](#):
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> Senor Wences, Benny Hill, and Bram Stoker all died on April 20. I think Benny would want us to have a good time in his honor. 🙂

OMG what kind of a day is this? Not only was Hitler born today, but my 3rd favorite ever comedian died on this day also (Benny Hill I mean)? Damn isn’t that something. But I probably shouldn’t be raining on other people’s parade - you may now feel free to completely disregard the birth or death of any comedians and/or historic figures and have yourself a jolly good time. I guess I could be convinced into having a little bit of fun too, if only to commemorate Benny Hill’s legacy, but only a little bit. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Critical\_Mass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f1d935/32.png) [@Critical\_Mass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical_Mass)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/45 "2005-04-20T22:22:05Z")

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> [@LindyHopper](#):
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> Well, _duh_. You don’t honestly think getting high and murder are morally equivalent, do you?

Awwww, man…

You’re bringin’ me down.

Buzzkill

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/46 "2005-04-20T22:24:33Z")

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Hey, _I’m_ not the buzzkill around here, buddy boy! 😉

[sub]Hm. It’s 4:27 here. Missed my window.[/sub]

😃

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**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/47 "2005-04-20T22:40:30Z")

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> [@LindyHopper](#):
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> Well, _duh_. You don’t honestly think getting high and murder are morally equivalent, do you?

Not at all. My point is that, traditionally, discussion of _any_ illegal activity on the board has been met with a swift bitchslap from the mods.

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**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\
**Post date:** [April 20, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/48 "2005-04-20T22:57:54Z")

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Pot isn’t illegal everywhere, dude.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/49 "2005-04-21T02:11:20Z")

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We’re so very lonely, we’re 600 light years from home…

ZzzzZZZzZZZZZZzzzzZZZZzzWAAAWAAAWAAAWAAA

zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

zzzzZZZZzzzz

WAAAAAAAAAAAAA

;j

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**Author:** ![caphis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19adc/32.png) [@caphis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/caphis)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/50 "2005-04-21T02:43:34Z")

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> [@Tracy Lord](#):
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> Pot isn’t illegal everywhere, dude.

Neither is filesharing, dude.

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/51 "2005-04-21T04:58:51Z")

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Still stoned.

Rx pain killers.

Not illegal. No mod bitch slap for me.

I feel fuzzy and puffy and warm.

Ummmm, pain killers…

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**Author:** ![Muad\_Dib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Muad\_Dib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muad_Dib)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/52 "2005-04-21T05:08:38Z")

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> [@picker](#):
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> Thank you for that very disturbing visual. Yes, my mind is in the gutter. Why do you ask? 😃  
> Happy 4:20, **Alice**

It is a reference to an old thread. Look it up.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/53 "2005-04-21T19:38:18Z")

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> [@alice\_in\_wonderland](#):
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> Still stoned.
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> Rx pain killers.
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> Not illegal. No mod bitch slap for me.
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> I feel fuzzy and puffy and warm.
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> Ummmm, pain killers…

Well, now I’m just disillusioned. ☹

Got any spares?  
Would you even know if you had any spares right now? 😛

Hey, **alice**! Follow the bouncing smilies…

… … 😃 … 😃 … … …  
… 😛 … 😛 . … … 😛 … 😛 . … . 😛  
… ☹ … … … ☹ … ☹ … … … ☹ … ☹  
… :eek: … … :eek: … … :eek:

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2005, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/54 "2005-04-21T23:39:00Z")

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I’ve got something that’ll _really_ blow your minds…

Uptown girl  
She’s been living in her uptown world  
I bet she never had a back street guy  
I bet her mama never told her why

{“Ullo, Ned!”}

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2005, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-totally-wacked-out-on-drugs/300199/55 "2005-04-22T13:57:33Z")

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> [@Case Sensitive](#):
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> Uptown girl  
> She’s been living in her uptown world  
> I bet she never had a back street guy  
> I bet her mama never told her why
> 
> {“Ullo, Ned!”}

“Marge … _not in front of the hippies!!!_”

I buried Flanders.

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