# I'm transubstantiating like a mother-fuck! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 23, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331 "2006-12-23T07:08:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/1 "2006-12-23T07:08:04Z")
Just had to share that. Sanctimonious Ass-Seepage ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/2 "2006-12-23T07:36:28Z")
So are you on the Vatican Rag or what? ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/3 "2006-12-23T07:39:06Z")
2 - 4 - 6 - 8 time to transubstantiate! (like a mother-no-fuck?) ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/4 "2006-12-23T07:54:32Z")
Come to think of it, I never did thank my grandparents for being Methodists. ---
**Author:** ![aclubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@aclubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aclubs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/5 "2006-12-23T08:51:07Z")
So **Zebra** , are you turning into Jesus, or into bread. Inquiring minds want to know. ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/6 "2006-12-23T08:52:01Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] Just had to share that. Sanctimonious Ass-Seepage [/QUOTE] But are you transubstantiating at Burger King? ---
**Author:** ![aclubs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@aclubs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aclubs)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/7 "2006-12-23T08:54:08Z")
And, of course, inquiring minds would also have used correct punctuation. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/8 "2006-12-23T09:09:58Z")
Transubstantiation isn’t so fucking nuts. Predestination is pretty nuts, but in combination with infant damnations, its totally batshit pizza. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/9 "2006-12-23T10:06:21Z")
Yes Virginia, there is a rare turducken available… to us believers. You take the wafer, stuff it inside a priest’s robe, stuff him inside a camel… ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/10 "2006-12-23T12:22:43Z")
\ Where’s Odin, Zeus or Bridget when y’all really need them? ---
**Author:** ![Tazmanian\_Devil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cc9497/32.png) [@Tazmanian\_Devil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tazmanian_Devil)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/11 "2006-12-23T13:42:52Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] 2 - 4 - 6 - 8 time to transubstantiate! (like a mother-no-fuck?) [/QUOTE] [Tom Lehrer’s ‘Vatican Rag’](http://members.aol.com/quentncree/lehrer/vatican.htm) ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/12 "2006-12-23T14:15:26Z")
[QUOTE=Reepicheep] But are you transubstantiating at Burger King? [/QUOTE] Exactly. If I can have it my way, I should be able to have the bun become the Body of Christ, and order it rare. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/13 "2006-12-23T15:07:34Z")
[QUOTE=JRDelirious] Exactly. If I can have it my way, I should be able to have the bun become the Body of Christ, and order it rare. 😛 [/QUOTE] Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh! (Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: ) ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/14 "2006-12-23T15:10:11Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh! [/QUOTE] _applause_ ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/15 "2006-12-23T15:23:56Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh! (Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: ) [/QUOTE] Jah! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/16 "2006-12-23T15:31:41Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh! (Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: ) [/QUOTE] It pains me, Uncle Poly, to do this twice in a week, but: Boo! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/17 "2006-12-23T16:55:51Z")
[QUOTE=aclubs] So **Zebra** , are you turning into Jesus, or into bread. Inquiring minds want to know. [/QUOTE] My rare Whopper, (yes I know there is a pill that can make my Whopper less rare) turns into flame broiled Jesus with cheese. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/18 "2006-12-23T17:01:53Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh!.. [/QUOTE] Polly presents us with an interesting ethical dilemma: does the standard “drag out and shoot” process apply when the subject is going straight to Hell? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/19 "2006-12-23T17:04:35Z")
[QUOTE=Zebra] …(yes I know there is a pill that can make my Whopper less rare)… [/QUOTE] I see you don’t have a good spam filter on your e-mail. One would eliminate the ads for those pills! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/20 "2006-12-23T17:11:47Z")
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