# I'm transubstantiating like a mother-fuck! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 23, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331 "2006-12-23T07:08:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/21 "2006-12-23T17:17:47Z")
I have an ethical dilemma. I just saw the face of the Virgin Mary on my transubstantiated body-of-Christ wafer. Is it OK to eat His flesh with his Mom’s image on it? ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/22 "2006-12-23T17:27:03Z")
Yes, she will still be a virgin if you just eat her. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/23 "2006-12-23T18:11:41Z")
[QUOTE=Voyager] 2 - 4 - 6 - 8 time to transubstantiate! [/QUOTE] 3 - 5 - 7 - 9 someone pass the bloody wine! ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/24 "2006-12-23T18:33:20Z")
[Eating Christ](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ODcToRcoIw) ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/25 "2006-12-23T18:38:40Z")
> [@](#): > > You take the wafer, stuff it inside a priest’s robe, stuff him inside a camel… Throw a candle on top and it’s a birthday cake for Jesus. > [@](#): > > Is it OK to eat His flesh with his Mom’s image on it? Depends whether that violates the standard of seething a kid in its mother’s milk. > [@](#): > > Yes, she will still be a virgin if you just eat her. Oy! What’s the difference between a JAP and Jell-o? … Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/26 "2006-12-23T18:50:12Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Well, at Burger King you should be able to have it Yahweh! (Although that does put an awful connotation on “hold the pickle”! :eek: ) [/QUOTE] **Polycarp** –That was a thing of beauty. Thank you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/27 "2006-12-23T19:15:51Z")
[QUOTE=Musicat] I have an ethical dilemma. I just saw the face of the Virgin Mary on my transubstantiated body-of-Christ wafer. Is it OK to eat His flesh with his Mom’s image on it? [/QUOTE] Yeah, just don’t bite it or it’ll BLEED! Honestly, the shit they taught us. ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/28 "2006-12-23T22:33:36Z")
Is communion host transubstantiating the origin of trans-fats? Wouldn’t that at least imply that Christ was a trannie? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/29 "2006-12-23T23:17:37Z")
Don’t be ridiculous. The guy was Jewish! ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2006, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331/30 "2006-12-24T00:42:16Z")
Hey…it worked out pretty well for Angela Lansbury in “Bedknobs and Broomsticks.” Wait, that was Substitutiary Locomotion. Never mind. [sub]It was a fun movie, though…can you tell I’ve had my two nieces staying with me for a few days?[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-transubstantiating-like-a-mother-fuck/385331.md?page=1)