I'm trapped inside my apartment building!

Uhhhh nope, Wombat is an australian thing.
They are amazingly cute though and thus many people may use the Wombat handle.

Generally true but it depends on the local zoning laws and how old the building is.

Didn’t you say they were cute? You should have pulled on that alarm

I was referring to calling oneself a ‘wombat’. I’m quite familiar with the creatures themselves having spent quite some time in Australian zoos, but everyone I’ve ever seen who uses that handle has actually lived in Britain (England to be more precise). Sorry for the confusion.

A little something to while away the time. (YouTube)

[Vic Reeves]
And remember… if you do get trapped in your flat, try NOT to get trapped in your flat.
[/Vic Reeves]

The neighbors were the cute ones. But they’ve moved out. The firemen wern’t too bad though. Maybe I should have pulled that alarm!

Loved that clip!