# I'm trying hard to make a descriptive 'Topic' title. Coz' you know I must. It's bad, bad, bad. The things ol'beck wants to tell you could fill a Olympic pool. My brain thinks it, my mouth wants to say it. It makes me happy to tell all **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 15, 2020, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213 "2020-08-15T22:04:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213/21 "2020-08-16T17:56:54Z")
> [@mixdenny](#): > > You’re trying too hard. Just be yourself… Agreed. This isn’t 7th grade where you have to prove yourself to be one of the cool kids.You’re already cool. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213/22 "2020-08-16T18:25:36Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > Oh, you’ve stopped! That never happens. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213/23 "2020-08-16T19:37:12Z")
I had catfish for supper last night. Just sayin’ ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213/24 "2020-08-16T21:47:19Z")
@Beckdawrek Oh, I _NEED_ to know. Because we’re BFFs, Bekkers! I’m gonna stick my neck out and say, there ain’t NUFFIN’ you could tell us that would make us unhappy, cause us to throw up, or disappoint us! ~VOW Sporting low standards everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213/25 "2020-08-16T22:42:01Z")
First secret: I can’t swim the length of an Olympic pool, but I could fill it with secrets ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213/26 "2020-08-16T23:03:33Z")
> [@LSLGuy](#): > > As long as you include “Beck” or “wrek” in the OP someplace you know at least I’ll show up; you never fails (sic) to entertain. Or contains some combination of the words “bad, bad, bad” in any permutation. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2020, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213/27 "2020-08-17T03:53:26Z")
So if I made a serious thread title, like say…“What is your educated opinion on ‘yada, yada, yada’ (math like subject)…” Y’all wouldn’t read it? On this new software it’s entirely possible to sneak a thread in that is unexpected. Your name isn’t listed. You’d have to learn all avatars if you have someone you don’t like to read. So you can skip it. Good thing it’s not me. 😉 I know nothing about math [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-trying-hard-to-make-a-descriptive-topic-title-coz-you-know-i-must-its-bad-bad-bad-the-things-olbeck-wants-to-tell-you-could-fill-a-olympic-pool-my-brain-thinks-it-my-mouth-wants-to-say-it-it-makes-me-happy-to-tell-all/918213.md?page=1)