# I'm turning 21 today **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272 "2007-07-18T15:16:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Noone\_Special](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/noone_special/32/2863_2.png) [@Noone\_Special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noone_Special)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/21 "2007-07-18T21:32:02Z")
I thought I was late to the party, then realized it’s still yesterday on your side of the pond 🙂 – so “Happy Birthday **Kythereia**!!” ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/22 "2007-07-18T21:41:40Z")
Happy Birth Day and Many Many more. Pay yourself first and you can’t go wrong. ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/23 "2007-07-18T21:41:49Z")
🙂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/24 "2007-07-18T21:45:16Z")
:looks around to make sure nobody is watching: Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happpppyyyy Biiirrrtttthhhdddaaayyyyy DDDDeeeeaaaarrrr Kythereia Happy Birthday to you! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/25 "2007-07-18T21:46:53Z")
Wow it’s been a whole 21 years since you rose out of the sea foam? Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/26 "2007-07-18T21:50:16Z")
Happy Birthday, **Kytheria**! Just remember you’ve only got permission to borrow the goat for a few hours tonight - we have to have it back by it’s normal bedtime, or it’ll be cranky for the next newbie initiation. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/27 "2007-07-18T22:31:43Z")
Happy birthday! Now you can legally drink when you go to America! Have three or four drinks for me, and eat some chocolate. Maybe from Soma or J. S. Bonbon’s. ---
**Author:** ![Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Alive\_At\_Both\_Ends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alive_At_Both_Ends)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2007, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/28 "2007-07-18T22:34:43Z")
Enjoy it while you can. I turned 48 two days ago, you won’t be so keen to celebrate then. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/29 "2007-07-19T01:20:26Z")
Borrow the goat? Christ, she’s going to wreck that goat. Thank god we cloned it. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/30 "2007-07-19T01:29:07Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Borrow the goat? Christ, she’s going to wreck that goat. Thank god we cloned it. [/QUOTE] What? Use the goat for the birthday of one of our most respected long-time members? I should think not! **Kyth** deserves far better than that! [sub]break out the squid[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/31 "2007-07-19T01:31:26Z")
But the goat’s got ID, I can’t fake up something for the squid in time… ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/32 "2007-07-19T02:22:26Z")
Happy Birthday! You know, I can remember when you first joined this board. 7700 posts in not quite 3 years?!? WOW! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/33 "2007-07-19T03:00:22Z")
Happy Birthday, you old geezer! ---
**Author:** ![Ms.Pumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a87d85/32.png) [@Ms.Pumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms.Pumpkin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/34 "2007-07-19T04:27:46Z")
I’m late to the party, as usual, but I hope you had a good birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/35 "2007-07-19T04:31:19Z")
THIS is the dawning of the AGE OF KYTHEREIA! Happy Birthday, kiddo, and many more to ya, yeah! You were born the year I married the man I met on my old Commodore 64. Geez Louise! You could have been a virtual baby from a BBS chat room! On my desk right now is a photograph of my husband (an anonymous Doper) and me. It was made about twelve days before you were born. That was a lovely summer. The best is yet to come! ---
**Author:** ![Rhiannon8404](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rhiannon8404/32/17929_2.png) [@Rhiannon8404](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhiannon8404)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/36 "2007-07-19T06:31:40Z")
Happy Birthday, Darling! Hope it was a wonderful day for you! ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/37 "2007-07-19T08:20:50Z")
Apparently I was drinking tonight in your honor without realizing it! 😛 So…umm…keep up the good work, and stuff. And don’t die, cause that’d suck. ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/38 "2007-07-19T08:31:15Z")
Happy birthday! We were drinking last night too, so one of 'em must have been in your honour! ---
**Author:** ![Penchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Penchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penchan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/39 "2007-07-19T09:16:03Z")
Happy Birthday! Be sure to have a midori sour. Those are almost orgasmically good - so what a way to bring in the legalness, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/40 "2007-07-19T09:28:50Z")
Much of the birthday happiness to you, and many more to come! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272.md?page=3)