# I'm turning 21 today **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 18, 2007, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272 "2007-07-18T15:16:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/41 "2007-07-19T11:39:40Z")
I swear I thought it said “Stray parts” instead of “stray party hats”. It’s too early for me! ---
**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/42 "2007-07-19T11:51:38Z")
Happy Belated Birthday, **Kythereia**! I’m surprised none of the hound dogs have shown up to offer you a How’re _you_ doin’? for your 21st, goats and cephalopods notwithstanding. I’m too married to do that myself, so I’m just sayin’… 😃 While 21 is a big milestone, there’s still many good ones left, so may you have them! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Improv\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b3f665/32.png) [@Improv\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Improv_Geek)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/43 "2007-07-19T14:11:05Z")
Happy belated birthday! Welcome to the world of legal drinkers 🙂 – IG ---
**Author:** ![SiouxChief](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d6d6ee/32.png) [@SiouxChief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiouxChief)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/44 "2007-07-19T15:06:44Z")
[QUOTE=An Arky] I’m surprised none of the hound dogs have shown up to offer you a How’re _you_ doin’? for your 21st, goats and cephalopods notwithstanding. [/QUOTE] Goats? Cephalopods? Methinks I’ve missed something… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/45 "2007-07-19T21:37:37Z")
[QUOTE=Penchan] Happy Birthday! Be sure to have a midori sour. Those are almost orgasmically good - so what a way to bring in the legalness, eh? [/QUOTE] Actually, as she’s a resident of Ontario, **Kythereia** has been “legal” [for a couple of years already.](http://smartserve.org/licensee_legal_age.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2007, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/46 "2007-07-19T22:08:40Z")
Hmm. Being “legal” here means something quite different. Either that, or I apparently run with a bad crowd. Anyway, Happy (slightly late) Birthday! July’s a good month for birthdays, I always say. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2007, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/47 "2007-07-26T18:46:46Z")
Heeey Happy belated birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/48 "2007-07-27T00:25:03Z")
[QUOTE=OtakuLoki] But the goat’s got ID, I can’t fake up something for the squid in time… [/QUOTE] _walks in, wearing a big, goofy looking squid costume_ Hey, **Kytheria** , wanna touch my beak? ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/49 "2007-07-27T00:37:25Z")
Happy Birthday to you! Might I humbly suggest a lottery ticket for this your lucky day! Were I in your town I would take you out for a fine beverage of your choice! Oh, and, of course, I’d bring cake! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2007, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-turning-21-today/412272/50 "2007-07-27T03:35:22Z")
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