# I'm Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Sorry **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2009, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431 "2009-02-25T21:44:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/121 "2017-08-26T06:16:56Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Awesome, instant-classic OP! > > I was chuckling and amused until the last slide!The Hans Moleman comparison was Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there funny! So…not funny at all? Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G900A using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_stamos_left_ear/32/3198_2.png) [@John\_Stamos\_Left\_Ear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Stamos_Left_Ear)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/122 "2017-08-26T06:38:02Z")
> [@Hal\_Briston](#): > > By the time she pulled up next to me, she was a vision of froth and spittle. I can fap to that… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/123 "2017-08-26T17:18:07Z")
Thank you so much for bumping this thread. I missed it the first time. And people wonder why I don’t drive. In New Jersey. I was on a bus stopped in the BUS STOP to pick up a passenger. A little old lady in a little old car tried to go around it, and missed, hitting the side of the bus. She refused to get out of her car, where the passenger side was now crushed in. The bus wasn’t even dented. It being afternoon rush hour in New Jersey, it took the cops over a half-hour to show up. When the cop knocked on the little old lady’s window, she rolled it down and yelled “The bus was moving!” I thought: You have a whole busload of people who saw what happened and are really pissed at you. I suggest you stop lying to the cops. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2017, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/124 "2017-08-26T17:23:15Z")
Absolutely hilarious, **Hal**! And thanks for resurrecting this thread, **Idle Thoughts**! I missed this thread in its original incarnation, and I was wondering how I managed that, until I looked at the OP date. At that time, my wife and I were frantically getting ready for Trip #2 of three trips to Russia to adopt the Firebug. Suffice it to say I was paying less than my usual close attention to the Dope. Worth the wait. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2017, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/125 "2017-08-27T00:50:01Z")
Gee, with this bump I was hoping for a follow-up on Miss Ingenious’s court case. (ETA: Did your carefully labeled maps get shown as evidence?) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2017, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/126 "2017-08-27T13:11:27Z")
[Wrong threaf] ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/127 "2017-08-28T13:43:12Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > [Wrong threaf] Is there ever a right threaf? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2017, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431/128 "2017-08-28T17:00:15Z")
> [@BubbaDog](#): > > Is there ever a right threaf? Here, try some of [these](https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/threaf/). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-very-very-very-very-very-sorry/487431.md?page=6)