# I'm Wearing my wife's underwear again

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 30, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131 "2001-11-30T15:38:43Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/1 "2001-11-30T15:38:43Z")

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Yup.

This is the second time I’ve done this. I usually get new underwear at Christmas. Towards the end of the year much of my underwear is no longer wearable. What was wearable is in the wash.

So, while wife and daughter slept, I went over to my wife’s underwear drawer, and picked out this nice silk boxerlike piece of lingerie, as being not too unmasculine.

Unfortunately they didn’t fit over my tree trunk legs.

So, I found some silk panties, got dressed and came to work.

Hopefully I won’t get into a car wreck on the way home and be found wearing them. Other than that, they feel nice, and I’m still secure (if a little tight,) in my manhood.

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**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/2 "2001-11-30T15:40:29Z")

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That is hot.

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/3 "2001-11-30T15:42:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Sophie \*  
> \*\*That is hot. \*\*

I **do** feel kind of special.

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**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/4 "2001-11-30T15:46:07Z")

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You pantywaist. Does she know you do this? I picture her meeting you at the door tonight, stripping the suit off you to reveal the Mandingo warrior beneath, and finding her frillies.

Will there be shrieks of horror? Will the words “we need to talk” be uttered in the Scylla household tonight? Or will there be the hottest married sex ever as she ties you to the bed and strips the panties off you?

Enquiring minds want to know!

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**Author:** ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/5 "2001-11-30T15:54:49Z")

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**scylla**

This begs several questions:

1. What the hell are you doing to wear out your underwear in less than a year?

2. Her boxers would not fit?.. Is it because your legs are so big or hers are so small?

3. A follow up question to #2 if her legs are small do you have pictures? 😉

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/6 "2001-11-30T15:59:10Z")

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Come on, people, **Scylla** is just testing the waters here. I’d bet he’s been wearing the little silk panties for weeks now and decided to check our reaction to see how “out of bounds” he was from normalcy.

**Scy** , buddy, if it feels good, do it. Rejoice in your new-found silky comfort, you’ve earned it.

[sub]So says confirmed boxer-man, **ts**.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![katiekilldare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/838e76/32.png) [@katiekilldare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/katiekilldare)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/7 "2001-11-30T16:03:12Z")

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I can’t say how delighted I am to hear about **Scylla** ’s choice of underwear.

That’s it. I’ve got no justification. But it’s put a little song in my heart this morning.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/8 "2001-11-30T16:03:23Z")

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The next thing he’ll be saying is…“Well, I ran out of t-shirts, and my wife had this charming little underwire number that I’ve had my eye on…”

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/9 "2001-11-30T16:06:11Z")

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Tee hee.

\*HOO my.

\*\*HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

\*\*\*…

**]i]BWAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!**\*

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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/10 "2001-11-30T16:06:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Kamikazee \*  
> \*\ ***scylla**
> 
> This begs several questions:
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> 1. What the hell are you doing to wear out your underwear in less than a year?

\*\*

Training and running a marathon is hard on the tighty whities.

> [@](#):
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> \*\*2. Her boxers would not fit?.. Is it because your legs are so big or hers are so small?

\*\*

My legs are thick, and hers are slim.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/11 "2001-11-30T16:06:52Z")

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[Obligatory Sluggy link](http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=010909).

If it’s any consolation, Richard Wagner used to wear silk panties of a particularly delicate shade of pink. What a guy.

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/12 "2001-11-30T16:11:25Z")

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Ever think of freeballin’?

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**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/13 "2001-11-30T16:13:41Z")

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url=“[http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/menwearingpantiesandlingerie](http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/menwearingpantiesandlingerie)”]you are not alone.

now where’s that link for manties. somebody be a sport and help him out. 🙂

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/14 "2001-11-30T16:29:53Z")

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Anyone else got “Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear” going through their heads? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/15 "2001-11-30T16:31:00Z")

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Y’know, I’m picturing **Scylla** wearing some nice silk panties, and, well, it _is_ kinda hot. I discover new kinks all the time.

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/16 "2001-11-30T16:31:51Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by pezpunk \*  
> \*\*Ever think of freeballin’? \*\*

That was going to be my suggestion.

I’ve run short on undies myself, and freeballing is the way to go.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/17 "2001-11-30T16:34:27Z")

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Nope. It’s more like

_I feel pretty  
Oh so pretty…_

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/18 "2001-11-30T16:35:05Z")

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I don’t recall where you live, **Scylla** , but surely not so far from civilization that you can’t make an emergency briefs stop before work. 😉

And you really should switch to boxers.

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**Author:** ![SlickUSA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@SlickUSA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickUSA)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/19 "2001-11-30T16:35:41Z")

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You ever tried wearing one of her bras? I bet they feel good too!

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**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/20 "2001-11-30T16:37:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by RTFirefly \*  
> \*\*Anyone else got “Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear” going through their heads? 🙂 \*\*

That was the first thing to hit my mind, yes.

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