# I'm Wearing my wife's underwear again **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 30, 2001, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131 "2001-11-30T15:38:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/21 "2001-11-30T17:19:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SlickUSA \* > You ever tried wearing one of her bras? I bet they feel good too! They do. Er, not hers. [sub]WHY AM I POSTING THIS???[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/22 "2001-11-30T17:20:44Z")
This reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine. She’d been out jogging when she got hit by a car and was hurt pretty bad. She was fading in and out of consciousness as the paramedics were cutting her clothes off and all she can remember is one of them pointing to her thong and asking the other one, “Can you believe her mother let her leave the house dressed like that?” Something to think about on your drive home. What do the sheep think about your odd habits? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/23 "2001-11-30T17:25:45Z")
Wonder what the guys have to say when you go to the men’s room to drain the lizard? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/24 "2001-11-30T18:10:56Z")
We see right through this little charade… so we are supposed to believe that your legs are too big for her boxers, but your waists are both the same size? Ha! ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/25 "2001-11-30T18:50:44Z")
Homer to Marge in the episode where she becomes a police officer: “But Marge, if you’re a cop, that makes you The Man! And if your’re the man, then I’m the woman and I have to wear your underwear…which, as I’ve said before, is strictly a comfort thing.” ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/26 "2001-11-30T18:58:48Z")
Hmmmmm… Commando, Wife’s silk panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties… At what point did you stray away from commando and lean towards the silk undies? ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/27 "2001-11-30T19:09:51Z")
I suppose I could have gone commando. I’m wearing a light colored suit though, and if I go to the bathroom, you know what they say about that last drop. I wouldn’t want that showing on my pants. I guess I also could have stopped and brought new underwear, but this is easier and makes me feel special. Shibboleth: Hey! I have thick muscular legs and a narrow waist. The waist is elastic, the leg parts aren’t. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/28 "2001-11-30T19:23:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Geobabe \* > I discover new kinks all the time. You’re the sort of woman I wish I’d known better when I was single. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/29 "2001-11-30T19:33:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SlickUSA \* > You ever tried wearing one of her bras? I bet they feel good too! Nah, I think a satin camisole might complement the panties well in his case. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/30 "2001-11-30T19:41:18Z")
Ummmm… Scylla… ::snicker:: Pantyline? ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/31 "2001-11-30T19:43:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuckerfan \* > \*\*T…as the paramedics were cutting her clothes off and all she can remember is one of them pointing to her thong and asking the other one, “Can you believe her mother let her leave the house dressed like that?” \*\* I’ll have to show this to my mother. All those years I scoffed at her, and it turns out she was right! ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/32 "2001-11-30T19:44:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > **I suppose I could have gone commando. I’m wearing a light colored suit though, and if I go to the bathroom, you know what they say about that last drop. I wouldn’t want that showing on my pants.** So your wife’s okay with a little dribble in her drawers? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/33 "2001-11-30T19:53:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \* > \*\*Wonder what the guys have to say when you go to the men’s room to drain the lizard? \*\* They’re probably wondering why he pees with his pants around his ankles. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \***Hmmmmm… > Commando, Wife’s silk panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties, Commando, panties…** Are commando panties made in various colors, or just cammo? ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/34 "2001-11-30T19:57:06Z")
I can’t believe no one has yet posed the all-important question… **Scylla** , what colour are these silky panties? ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/35 "2001-11-30T20:00:29Z")
Orange ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/36 "2001-11-30T20:15:48Z")
Orange panties twice a year. Just like clockwork? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/37 "2001-11-30T20:40:20Z")
So does Mrs. Scylla know about this? I sure hope they have a cotton crotch. Yeast infections, ya know? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bean\_Counter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/db5fbb/32.png) [@Bean\_Counter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bean_Counter)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/38 "2001-11-30T21:03:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Orange \*\* with… > [@](#): > > \*Originially posted by Scylla \* > **I’m wearing a light colored suit though** And you are worried about a little pee dribble? Your nickers are going to show through like a jack-o-lantern. It’s going to look like you had sex with a pumpkin pie. [sub]Hmmm… nah, the pastry thing has already been done[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/39 "2001-11-30T21:05:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > Orange Under a light-colored suit? I can see it now. When you come in on Monday, some of your co-workers are going to be a bit more, um, distant and reserved than usual. Some others may be a bit more friendly, if you know what I mean. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2001, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131/40 "2001-11-30T21:26:18Z")
[Simpsons] Homer: Marge, you being a cop makes you the man…which makes me the woman. I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear (which, as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing). [/Simpsons] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/im-wearing-my-wifes-underwear-again/96131.md?page=3)